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Whatever a final design would look like, we know it will accomplish one goal. Put more money in the pockets of rich people and less for everyone else (which is what HSA's do currently)
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whatever a final design would look like, we know it will accomplish one goal. Put more money in the pockets of rich people and less for everyone else (which is what HSA's do currently)
Also on Friday
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Also on Friday
How the mayor of one of the globally significant cities can deny the urgency of this against the back drop constant devastating wild fires is mystifying
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
How the mayor of one of the globally significant cities can deny the urgency of this against the back drop constant devastating wild fires is mystifying
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Who cares about winning next November if it means electing terrible cronies with no moral compass who will fold when we need them most?
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who cares about winning next November if it means electing terrible cronies with no moral compass who will fold when we need them most?
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You couldn’t hold the line on HEALTH CARE.
We are ready to clean house. None of you are up for this fight. Time for the next generation of progressives.
You need to call for the removal of Schumer as minority leader. He either facilitated this situation or has no ability to hold his caucus together. Either is disqualifying.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You need to call for the removal of Schumer as minority leader. He either facilitated this situation or has no ability to hold his caucus together. Either is disqualifying.
That person also missed a week ago when this app became world series central. It was a glorious diversion
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That person also missed a week ago when this app became world series central. It was a glorious diversion
Are they capable of defending in the half court?
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Are they capable of defending in the half court?
Dummymander scenario is in play for '26
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dummymander scenario is in play for '26
None of this matters if there is no language that forces the executive to administer the budget as written by Congress
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
None of this matters if there is no language that forces the executive to administer the budget as written by Congress
Don't threaten me with a good time
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time
So he's anti Nazi or more generally anti fascist?
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So he's anti Nazi or more generally anti fascist?
Legend. If he never throws another pitch he's earned every dime of that contract
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Legend. If he never throws another pitch he's earned every dime of that contract
He doesn't have it
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He doesn't have it
Which also means at the end of the month the pasta and peanut butter is paid out of pocket
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Which also means at the end of the month the pasta and peanut butter is paid out of pocket
Could decide it. Too many pitches for sasaki. Don't know who you go to but Roki should come out
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Could decide it. Too many pitches for sasaki. Don't know who you go to but Roki should come out
Might have just decided the game. Even if he gets through this
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Might have just decided the game. Even if he gets through this
And they're sending their smallest and youngest members to give a false sense of security
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And they're sending their smallest and youngest members to give a false sense of security
Were any of those even close?
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Were any of those even close?
Remove the final 5 words of that sentence
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Remove the final 5 words of that sentence
They just look so pathetic up there. I refuse to believe this rookies stuff is that good when all three pitches have the same shape
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They just look so pathetic up there. I refuse to believe this rookies stuff is that good when all three pitches have the same shape
Yes, but renewal notices showing increases have gone out
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yes, but renewal notices showing increases have gone out
Offense been mostly garbage entire playoffs. Can they do enough two of the next three? Be nice to see them break out it in one
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Offense been mostly garbage entire playoffs. Can they do enough two of the next three? Be nice to see them break out it in one
Game losing type of error
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Game losing type of error
They've railed against no charge for school lunches for years
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They've railed against no charge for school lunches for years
Go back to 2018 and it probably looks the same for AOC. Conservative media was obsessed with bashing her just like mandani now
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Go back to 2018 and it probably looks the same for AOC. Conservative media was obsessed with bashing her just like mandani now