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Not neccessarily trying new food all around Tokyo. ( ¬‿¬)
A lot of things happened.. and uh, from now on this blog is dedicated to Morgana eating salmon.. it's what Joker would have wanted.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
His situationship went on a date with his beard ╮( ̄ω ̄;)╭
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy halloween everyone! Baked some plain vanilla cookies, with "spooky" icing~
This year I'm dressed up as the Detective Prince himself! (◕‿◕)
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Hey chat, we're just eating takoyaki tonight, and wondering why exactly at least 3 of my closest friends have blackmailed me; am I the problem?? σ( ̄、 ̄〃)
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Trying to brew some cinnamon, and pine tea to cheer up a friend, I hope it does just a little bit of good (つツ)つ
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dark, aromatic and warm, this coffee was a delight to have at Miel et Crêpes! The beans were finely crushed and the blend was the perfect texture. Oh, and I heard the cake was good too ! ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Trying to prevent a calamity, wish me luck (ง'̀-'́)ง
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
My friend Ann told me we were just going to get monjayaki, but apparently "monjayaki" is also slang for makeover now?? ( ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ )
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sorry noobs, Joker is re-charging his sp in Hawaii, tune in next week when he's lvl up again.
- Alibaba OUT
September 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's better not to ask questions when your friend spends their money on lobsters, just love them for who they are.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)
-Aditionally you'll never guess who I met when I came home !
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When you come home from another outing, and go to feed your cat; only to find that he once again left you for your sister.. If you see this Morgana, Toy-gana is getting all your sushi, you traitor- ༼≖ɷ≖༽
August 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
When your rival asks you to go to an aquarium with him, and it just so happens to be a popular date spot, do you read into it, or are you just bros, being bros?? chat help-
August 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When your rival buys you Dango, so you let him yap at you for free. ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ
August 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)
July 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ ... we got crepes
July 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sir, sir please, I'm just trying to eat my sushi- (⋟﹏⋞)
June 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
About to ding-dong door dash this like a man on a mission.
He'll never know- ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

( And because I know you're wondering: "Hey Joker what cake is that?" WELL; It's a coffee cake base with vanilla cream and caramel sauce, and of course fresh strawberries! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡°) )
June 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I tried to go get dinner this Sunday, but my cat helpfully informed me that I spent all my money on weapon replicas(don't ask), and also, I was late to my part-time job... ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
May 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today I also decided to have a chocolate corone, what a coincidence! I highly recommend (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
May 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I forgot how stressful the first month was, and I'm not even allowed in the kitchen yet.. Only my caretaker's curry can save me now o(╥﹏╥)o
April 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Round 2, Crow, better aim to win this time !( ¬‿¬)~✿
April 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
About to feed my best friend a (unbeknownst to him) very awful curry, to see if the food got fixed (°∀°)b
January 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
How do I explain to my therapist of all people, that not everyone likes the same flavours of food.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)
January 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Alibaba here; Joker dropped the matcha powder, he's been crying for 5 min.
(This was his 3rd attempt.)
ヽ༼ ಥ_ಥ༽ノ
January 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
◾This post was (definitely) scheduled
Think I finally cracked the code on the coffee cake, though I do wonder if my favourite customer might find it too bitter? ( ̄へ ̄)
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM