AI chatbots remind me of the time in seventh grade when I didn’t read “The Ox-Bow Incident” but had to do an oral book report on it anyway.

My 18 year old son just told me that his generation is more familiar with the music of Fiona Apple than Alanis Morissette and my mind is blown

A lot of people get hung up on IQ, which is a theory-based and rarely administered test of intelligence, but neglect the empirically measurable FIQ, which is how often you get called a Fucking Idiot

As a San Diegan and a New York Red Bulls fan, I am choking on schadenfreude

Wondering what would happen if I didn’t soften the onions before I put in the garlic and oregano, but too afraid to try

I love when you get to see the variable name

Everyone knows someone who will confidently give you a completely wrong answer

We did it y'all, we changed the world

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Let’s just admit that they’re not Christmas cards, they’re January cards

I hope this is the place