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The Joke-Explainer 7000
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Ruining the joke, one post at a time!
(THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT CANON OR OFFICIAL TO THE SIIVAGUNNER LORE. It's all in good fun!)
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The Joke:
kirby buckets
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
jokeexplainer7000.bsky.social
What on Earth is Susie sending me?
An image that was created as part of a very confusing and intricate VC bit with a friend. It is a motivational image of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit that reads "off to the cuck chair to stroke meself while me dog gets killed." A watermark in the corner implies Susie Haltmann of Kirby: Planet Robobot created the meme. This meme was made by the OHIO GOON SQUAD. Also he isn't stroking to his dog dying, the two things are just happening at the same time BALLIN!!!
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jokeexplainer7000.bsky.social
I think you all need to know about the time Susie asked me to threaten her, I did so, and she seemed oddly pleased by it.
I do not find this to be a bad interaction- far from it. It just seemed... intrigueful.
A transcript of a conversation between Susie Haltmann and Joke Explainer from the 2024 SiIvaGunner ARG. Transcription follows (S is Susie, JE is Joke Explainer): S: Feel free to construct a pointed threat. I encourage it, actually- I have nothing but time to wait. JE: Then... Then I'll make sure they forget you ever said it. S: Oh! Unnaturally feisty, heehee! I like that! Even if it does sound a little silly coming out of you, admittedly. JE: Does it? I don't really know how that sounds out loud. S: It was pretty good, all things considered. For somebody who I know couldn't harm a fly, I respect it. Hold onto a chunk of that kind of energy. It's served me well. In any case, I think you for roping me into this conversation. It is a pleasure to hold talks with a... sharper individual, such as yourself. (Emphasis on "individual." I see you.) JE: It's been fun, actually! I appreciated our conversation a lot more than I planned on. S: I do not know what is in my future, but if it permmits, I would not mind having another discussion in the future. But for now, there is other business to attend to. I bid you farewell. JE: I hope after all of this, you rest well. S: Likewise.
January 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM