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JoJosey (She/Fae)
@jojosey.bsky.social
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Author of The Red Divergence https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1114923/the-red-divergence/
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a female version of the sickos meme. a lady looking in a window with the word sickos on her shirt saying yes... ha ha ha... YES!
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I kinda want a nic-stick and a lab-grown burger now lol
I sit in my car for a moment and have a nic-stick and try to clear my head of the swirls of emotions. After a minute or so, I realize I’m crying. I can feel my nerves shooting through my fingers. By the time I finish my nic-stick and dry my tears, it hits me how hungry I am. I drive to one of those all-night burger places. I park out of the way, by the dumpsters, and go in to eat. It’s bright and sterile, which is good. After I get my meal I sit in a spot where I can see all the entrances. I wanted one of the plant-based burgers, but they were out. I’m not opposed to the lab meat, I just like the taste of the plant stuff better. I ravenously devour the meal. I have to double-check halfway through to see if I got any food on my clothes. It’s quiet, only a couple people come in and eat, but they don’t look dangerous. I keep an eye on them as I finish up and leave.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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best i could throw together in 10 minutes before work, but it gets the job done lol
a fake new york post cover that has a picture of cuomo looking devastated with the caption "No means No!" and "mamdani elected mayor" in a tagline below it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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a four panel comic. two people saying to another person "we should watch some halloween movies that aren't super scary" the other person looking happy labeled "me" with the posters of rocky horror picture show, blade, and jennifer's body above them. the other two people labeled them looking confused and upset with the posters of hocus pocus, nightmare before christmas, and hotel Transylvania above them. the other person labeled me looking sad at their reaction.
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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ROFL 130? that's it?!? they are fucking pathetic. they're so full of shit.

"there are literally dozens of us" hahaha
Since holding the inaugural london meeting last year, followed by a conference attracting more than 130 attendees, local hgm groups have sprung up UK-wide. Scotland's group is one of the most active.
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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the scarlet witch that doesn't seem fair meme with the captions changed to say ahsoka is a child soldier who kills people trying to hurt the people she cares about and she's a hero suletta is a child soldier that kils someone about to shoot her wife and she's wrong that doesn't seem fair
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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a comic showing a person who sees a sign that has flame fatales on it, and then having flashbacks of cursed memes.
September 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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A shirt with the shadow dog on the front at the price of $1.50 and on the back it says "If you raise the price of the F***ing hot dog, I will kill you" -Shadow the hedgehog to the CEO
September 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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a person on the phone making a surprised face with the caption: Reality has been changed, memes are no longer allowed on social media
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
The Magic the Gathering card "Grave-Shell Scarab"
August 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I made a sarcastic re-edit of the first chapter of my book to be payment processor approved. Download it for free!

joslynjollenberg.itch.io/the-red-dive...
August 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I Re-edited the first chapter of my novella to be approved by payment processors. It's pay what you want, so we'll see if it gets taken down or delisted. BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING PAYMENT PROCESSORS WOULDN'T LIKE.

Here's a sample:

joslynjollenberg.itch.io/the-red-dive...
I always get a little nervous before a night out. It doesn’t make sense, I’m in my thirties, I’ve had more nights out than I can remember. Still, when I’m getting ready I have that little ball of nerves in my stomach I can’t do anything about. I’m trying to figure out what makeup I want to program into the LaserLiner, I’m using the mirror’s filters to try on different ones, when Marcy calls. I put the call up on the mirror’s screen. I was hoping for a 2 way video call, but she is audio only. I wonder what she’s up to? “Hey, doll.” I greet her cheerfully. “Ooh, PLATONICALLY ATTRACTIVE lady in the red PAYMENT PROCESSOR APPROVED TOP!” She says back to me flirtingly IN A PLATONIC, PAYMENT PROCESSOR APPROVED WAY. I blush and cover my face a little. “I have a little break before my next procedure, so I thought I would check up on you.” “That’s sweet. I’m doing good. I managed to get off work early to get some time to get ready.” “I’m glad they actually let you off early, they’ve been having you work so much overtime lately.” I nod back at her response with a little half-frown on my face. “You’ve been talking about having a night out for a month now. I’m really happy it’s happening. Where are you going to?” “A place called Vortexia. I redid some of the wiring on their lights for a gig a couple weeks ago. Some tagged-out rager got rejected and tore it all up, it was a mess. They included a couple of drink tickets with my pay, so I figured why not there?” “Sounds nice, Did you get a hold of Linna?” “Yeah she’s out of town for the week.” I say, a little disappointed. “And Arze’s kid is sick. I’m going out alone tonight.” “ Aww” Marcy says with some sympathy. “I know you hate going out alone, but you’re beautiful and charming IN PLATONIC WAY THAT WOULDN’T UPSET PAYMENT PROCESSORS, you’ll make new friends in no time.” Marcy is always my little cheerleader.
August 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I may have writer's block, but at least my crochet projects are going well. This is my white mage inspired hood 😁
A pretty trans girl in a white and red crocheted hood A pretty trans girl in a white and red crocheted hood
June 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I tie dyed my #SGDQ volunteer shirt from last year @gamesdonequick.com
A tie dyed shirt with games done quick promotional artwork on it. A tie dyed shirt with games done quick promotional artwork on it.
May 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Had to navigate through a bunch before I got to ones I know (too many harry potter ones UGGGGH), but I'm ok with what I found.
Kaylee Frye from Firefly + Serenity. Powder (Jynx) from Arcane Sabine Wren from Star Wars Rebels/Ashoka Dory from Finding Nemo
May 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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4 games I'd give a 10/10
Final Fantasy 13 Box Art Metroid Dread Box Art Helldivers 2 Box Art Inscryption Box Art
May 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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A friend of mine made this and at first i thought it was about #GunmetalOlympus and not 101 Dalmatians lol

That book has permanently altered my brain chemistry.
A red, black, and white Kandi bracelet that says "I'm Hungry Mother" on it with two Dalmatian beads.
May 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Quote this post with a pic of the aircraft you'd accept as a bribe
Samus's gunship from Super Metroid
May 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The average American has three friends
Paine, Yuna, and Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2
May 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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OVER MY DEAD BODY!
April 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM