The birds are chirping again and that means im back in my AARP era and dusting off my binocs. 🐦

Please.

I just learned Lenny Pearce is the Purple Wiggle'a twin brother. What an absolute cultural powerhouse their mother is, birthing two icons back to back.

The world's falling apart but it's the 2025 Wild Green Meme Battle and that has to count for something.

I need everyone to know that anytime I hear someone mention MAHA, this is what my neural receptors give me:

Sylvie discovered Lenny Pearce yesterday and now I'm obsessively waiting for Baby Rave US tour dates to drop.

I wonder what the Four Seasons Orlando baby is doing rn

i wasn't built to work i was built to dilly dally and eat bottomless fries.

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

If you have an infant who won't go to sleep, just sing Pink Pony Club to them. It works every time*

*If it doesn't, then your kid's musical taste sucks and that's your problem

If you need something to live for, my sourdough starter is in her stinky teenager phase so she'll be ready to bake with soon. 🍞

This is the most riveting post I have ever made.