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Neon Jolynesis Evangelion
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She/Her | Trans | Queer | 29 | Catgirl | No Flirts
Its irresistible
May 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need her to f*ck some sense into me fr
May 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So I basically quit all social media this year because of drama and shit, and its crazy to think people would be so rude to me when this is literally me:
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Her: my boobs are weird and different sizes and I hate it

Me: *kissing, licking, sucking, and motorboating like my life depends on it*
May 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Advanced trans studies has me saying shit like "girl bussy" unironically
May 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Six months ago I began an experiment with my discord friends: create a channel where you may only post 1 gif, and it's updated almost daily. This channel is still thriving to this day
May 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Catholic pope this
Catholic pope that
What about a lesbian pope? Why don't we get one of those?
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm not really into monsters or anything unless the monster looks like a sexy lady. Then I'm all like "awoogah hono honk yeeeeeeowch" and my eyes stretch out of my head
April 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I invented a new character. He's a pirate named Captain Pickledick and his dick is green and warty like a pickle and his catch phrase is "yarrrrr tickle me pickle, matey"
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Has this ever happened to you?
April 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
So I saw Revenge of the Situ in theaters yesterday
April 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I've been thinking about Keqing Genshin Impact a lot lately
April 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So not only did I recruit Suomi, I receuited her twice

Lmao what are the odds
December 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Sunborn, the developers of Girls Frontline, have a Chinese patent specifically for rendering stockings on women's legs in video games.

here's a clip from GFL2, tell me if you think there's some advanced stocking technology here
December 8, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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just an observation
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
My fan cast for the upcoming Luigi Mangione biopic. They made need to use some of that marvel de-aging stuff on Oscar Isaac but come on, it's perfect
December 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Gonna explore the multiverse and swap bodies with the Jolyne who can get hard without gas station boner pills
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Rise up girls, gays, and theys
December 7, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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I tuck all my limbs in lightly and go rolling with perfect grace and velocity down a hill that lasts forever. haha — Yes! it will be the job of sisyphus, my sexual partner, to roll me up again.
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I am really loving Girl's Frontline 2, and spending time with my new waifu Groza
December 5, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Its actually wild how often this happens in left-wing spaces.

Nothing wrong with some consensual foot lovin'
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 PM
*looks wistfully at the night sky and takes a long draw on my cigarette* I've slorped a hundred dongs in my day but hers... hers was the most flavorful
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM