Internally Screaming since 1988*
@jojosaidthat.bsky.social
A little bit of an asshole, but like...a loveable asshole? (he/him). All views and opinions are my own and are in no way a reflection of my employer.
*externally screaming since 2016
*externally screaming since 2016
How do you explain feeling homesick for a place you’ve never lived? I’m sure there are a plethora of environmental factors contributing to my emotional state, but I nearly started crying today while watching videos of Kyoto.
April 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How do you explain feeling homesick for a place you’ve never lived? I’m sure there are a plethora of environmental factors contributing to my emotional state, but I nearly started crying today while watching videos of Kyoto.
So…assuming the SAVE act passes…which demographic do they think is more likely to actually have a passport…? Hint: It ain’t the MAGA crowd
April 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So…assuming the SAVE act passes…which demographic do they think is more likely to actually have a passport…? Hint: It ain’t the MAGA crowd
Was “conservative evangelicals co-opting Hoobastank’s ‘The Reason’ as an anthem of repentance” in the early 2000’s a fever dream or did that actually happen…?
March 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Was “conservative evangelicals co-opting Hoobastank’s ‘The Reason’ as an anthem of repentance” in the early 2000’s a fever dream or did that actually happen…?
Is booking an impromptu trip to Japan for your mental health, solely because the flights were cheap (but also, HELLO JAPAN?!), self care or self destructive behavior?
March 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is booking an impromptu trip to Japan for your mental health, solely because the flights were cheap (but also, HELLO JAPAN?!), self care or self destructive behavior?
Maybe I’m trippin, but these two look alike. #presssecretary #grinch
February 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Maybe I’m trippin, but these two look alike. #presssecretary #grinch
The Venn diagram of people who believe “there can be no other king than Jesus” and people who “voted for and continue to support the sitting president who has just called himself a king” is a big stupid circle.
February 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Venn diagram of people who believe “there can be no other king than Jesus” and people who “voted for and continue to support the sitting president who has just called himself a king” is a big stupid circle.
I am not a violent person, I have never thrown a punch in my life. However…if I catch someone doing a “Roman salute”, I’m happy to change my non-violent position.
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I am not a violent person, I have never thrown a punch in my life. However…if I catch someone doing a “Roman salute”, I’m happy to change my non-violent position.
He’s👏 not👏even👏 president👏 yet 👏 this👏 was👏 a👏 poorly 👏 executed👏 publicity 👏 stunt👏 #trumpstiktokban #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He’s👏 not👏even👏 president👏 yet 👏 this👏 was👏 a👏 poorly 👏 executed👏 publicity 👏 stunt👏 #trumpstiktokban #tiktokban
If you’re planning a trip to Japan this year and you have an iPhone, activate your Suica card in your wallet and add funds when the exchange rates are good. You can use your Suica card almost everywhere as a form of payment. #japantraveltips
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you’re planning a trip to Japan this year and you have an iPhone, activate your Suica card in your wallet and add funds when the exchange rates are good. You can use your Suica card almost everywhere as a form of payment. #japantraveltips
Nothing cures the “my country sucks” blues like booking international travel. Can’t wait to get out of the states for a good two weeks.
January 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing cures the “my country sucks” blues like booking international travel. Can’t wait to get out of the states for a good two weeks.
Threads account = deactivated
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Threads account = deactivated
I never thought I’d feel this sad over a social media app but damn
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I never thought I’d feel this sad over a social media app but damn
Dear people who use straws at restaurants because you “don’t want to drink directly from the glass” because you think it’s gross…wait until you learn about the silverware.
(*people who need straws for medical reasons are exempt from this rant)
(*people who need straws for medical reasons are exempt from this rant)
January 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dear people who use straws at restaurants because you “don’t want to drink directly from the glass” because you think it’s gross…wait until you learn about the silverware.
(*people who need straws for medical reasons are exempt from this rant)
(*people who need straws for medical reasons are exempt from this rant)
I bought eggs for almost $4 a dozen today at a low-cost grocery store. I can’t imagine being so smooth brained that I’d believe a group of billionaires are going to make them cheaper, when they probably don’t know what a dozen eggs costs in the first place. It’s giving Lucille Bluth.
a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "
Alt: a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says "“It’s One Banana, Michael! What Could It Cost? 10 Dollars?” "
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I bought eggs for almost $4 a dozen today at a low-cost grocery store. I can’t imagine being so smooth brained that I’d believe a group of billionaires are going to make them cheaper, when they probably don’t know what a dozen eggs costs in the first place. It’s giving Lucille Bluth.
To be clear I’m not making a statement on either event with the following observation, but it’s a little weird to see people who were opposed to/upset by Biden pardoning his son also being totally chill with/making light of the murder of a billionaire ceo.
December 6, 2024 at 7:04 AM
To be clear I’m not making a statement on either event with the following observation, but it’s a little weird to see people who were opposed to/upset by Biden pardoning his son also being totally chill with/making light of the murder of a billionaire ceo.
I want a live-action, big-budget, full-length Attack on Titan movie franchise, and the only casting I want for certain is Megan Mullaly as Hange.
November 24, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I want a live-action, big-budget, full-length Attack on Titan movie franchise, and the only casting I want for certain is Megan Mullaly as Hange.
Every time I see RFK’s stupid “MAHA”, my brain immediately goes “Amanda Please!”
a girl with glasses screams internally in front of a nickelodeon sign
ALT: a girl with glasses screams internally in front of a nickelodeon sign
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Every time I see RFK’s stupid “MAHA”, my brain immediately goes “Amanda Please!”
How does one create a successful (read: revenue producing) social media following so they can be their own boss? Asking for a friend.
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
How does one create a successful (read: revenue producing) social media following so they can be their own boss? Asking for a friend.
Oh look, another social media void for me to scream into
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Oh look, another social media void for me to scream into