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I just caught King Boo, I'm coming with you
Dear Mario, count me in
There's a story at the bottom of this GameCube and I'm the pen
Dear Mario, count me in
There's a story at the bottom of this GameCube and I'm the pen
I swear I got more art cookin', honest
In the meantime, fat girl fall Friday fuckers
In the meantime, fat girl fall Friday fuckers
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I swear I got more art cookin', honest
In the meantime, fat girl fall Friday fuckers
In the meantime, fat girl fall Friday fuckers
Plot twist: the entire presidency was an elaborate plot to get back at Chris Columbus for not returning his calls
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Plot twist: the entire presidency was an elaborate plot to get back at Chris Columbus for not returning his calls
Not really a dating sim guy but Doug from Monster Prom has me thinking "Damn, I gotta play Monster Prom" 😳
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not really a dating sim guy but Doug from Monster Prom has me thinking "Damn, I gotta play Monster Prom" 😳
D (Sega Saturn, 1995) | Rank C
Neat, snack-sized horror adventure game. If you're marathoning horror games for spoopy season, this is a good in-between games palette cleanser.
Kinda wish it was little worse so I could give it a Rank D but ah well
Neat, snack-sized horror adventure game. If you're marathoning horror games for spoopy season, this is a good in-between games palette cleanser.
Kinda wish it was little worse so I could give it a Rank D but ah well
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
D (Sega Saturn, 1995) | Rank C
Neat, snack-sized horror adventure game. If you're marathoning horror games for spoopy season, this is a good in-between games palette cleanser.
Kinda wish it was little worse so I could give it a Rank D but ah well
Neat, snack-sized horror adventure game. If you're marathoning horror games for spoopy season, this is a good in-between games palette cleanser.
Kinda wish it was little worse so I could give it a Rank D but ah well
[Replay] Luigi's Mansion (GCN, 2001) | Rank X
Just recently learned that the PAL version of this game has a way more fleshed out NG+ mode, so this was my first time playing that!
The extra challenge was a lot of fun and a good way to spice up my like 50th playthru of this classic.
Just recently learned that the PAL version of this game has a way more fleshed out NG+ mode, so this was my first time playing that!
The extra challenge was a lot of fun and a good way to spice up my like 50th playthru of this classic.
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[Replay] Luigi's Mansion (GCN, 2001) | Rank X
Just recently learned that the PAL version of this game has a way more fleshed out NG+ mode, so this was my first time playing that!
The extra challenge was a lot of fun and a good way to spice up my like 50th playthru of this classic.
Just recently learned that the PAL version of this game has a way more fleshed out NG+ mode, so this was my first time playing that!
The extra challenge was a lot of fun and a good way to spice up my like 50th playthru of this classic.
[Replay] Golden Axe (SEGA Genesis, 1989) | Rank E
This game is the anti Dark Souls in that nothing has a goddamn hitbox
Really shouldn't have played Final Fight 2 before this...yikes
This game is the anti Dark Souls in that nothing has a goddamn hitbox
Really shouldn't have played Final Fight 2 before this...yikes
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[Replay] Golden Axe (SEGA Genesis, 1989) | Rank E
This game is the anti Dark Souls in that nothing has a goddamn hitbox
Really shouldn't have played Final Fight 2 before this...yikes
This game is the anti Dark Souls in that nothing has a goddamn hitbox
Really shouldn't have played Final Fight 2 before this...yikes
There goes the hi score run 😔
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There goes the hi score run 😔
[Replay] SoulCalibur II (GCN, 2002) | Rank X
The game that got me into fighting games as a kid...it was all downhill from there
Fr tho, absolutely GOATed game. So much content, so fun to play, and absolutely god tier presentation
The game that got me into fighting games as a kid...it was all downhill from there
Fr tho, absolutely GOATed game. So much content, so fun to play, and absolutely god tier presentation
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
[Replay] SoulCalibur II (GCN, 2002) | Rank X
The game that got me into fighting games as a kid...it was all downhill from there
Fr tho, absolutely GOATed game. So much content, so fun to play, and absolutely god tier presentation
The game that got me into fighting games as a kid...it was all downhill from there
Fr tho, absolutely GOATed game. So much content, so fun to play, and absolutely god tier presentation
I know I'm late to the bit but I just thought of this
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I know I'm late to the bit but I just thought of this
Oh also YEEEEEEEA Tomodachi Life has Miitopia Mii editing let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh also YEEEEEEEA Tomodachi Life has Miitopia Mii editing let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
Everyone on my TL is freaking out over the Nagito Komaeda jumpscare, meanwhile I'm over here like "tf you mean they're rereleasing the Virtual Boy"
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Everyone on my TL is freaking out over the Nagito Komaeda jumpscare, meanwhile I'm over here like "tf you mean they're rereleasing the Virtual Boy"
I just realized that the first black playable character in SoulCalibur history is fucking Spawn
I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna lose my mind
September 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just realized that the first black playable character in SoulCalibur history is fucking Spawn
I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna lose my mind
Okay but for real tho, we need to bring back the Nintendo that would just let third party devs do whatever with their IPs, it was genuinely hilarious and/or peak every single time
September 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay but for real tho, we need to bring back the Nintendo that would just let third party devs do whatever with their IPs, it was genuinely hilarious and/or peak every single time
[Replay] Super Mario Strikers (GCN, 2005) | Rank A
"Hey Nintendo, is it cool if we make Peach as cunty as humanly possible?"
"Yea that sounds good"
"Hey Nintendo, is it cool if we make Peach as cunty as humanly possible?"
"Yea that sounds good"
September 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[Replay] Super Mario Strikers (GCN, 2005) | Rank A
"Hey Nintendo, is it cool if we make Peach as cunty as humanly possible?"
"Yea that sounds good"
"Hey Nintendo, is it cool if we make Peach as cunty as humanly possible?"
"Yea that sounds good"
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (PS2, 2003) | Rank C
These devs clearly had like six weeks and $500 to make this game but they still managed to pretty decent collect-a-thon.
Still could've used more Brendan Frasier tho.
These devs clearly had like six weeks and $500 to make this game but they still managed to pretty decent collect-a-thon.
Still could've used more Brendan Frasier tho.
August 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (PS2, 2003) | Rank C
These devs clearly had like six weeks and $500 to make this game but they still managed to pretty decent collect-a-thon.
Still could've used more Brendan Frasier tho.
These devs clearly had like six weeks and $500 to make this game but they still managed to pretty decent collect-a-thon.
Still could've used more Brendan Frasier tho.
Damn near impossible for me to answer, but these are a few foundational albums that shaped my taste in music
August 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Damn near impossible for me to answer, but these are a few foundational albums that shaped my taste in music
Cruis'n USA (N64, 1996) | Rank B
Cruis'n USA if it was Cruis'n USA.
Still a fun, simple arcade racer. I do find it funny how literally half the tracks are in Cali. Very heavy west coast bias, Jay-Z would not approve.
Cruis'n USA if it was Cruis'n USA.
Still a fun, simple arcade racer. I do find it funny how literally half the tracks are in Cali. Very heavy west coast bias, Jay-Z would not approve.
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Cruis'n USA (N64, 1996) | Rank B
Cruis'n USA if it was Cruis'n USA.
Still a fun, simple arcade racer. I do find it funny how literally half the tracks are in Cali. Very heavy west coast bias, Jay-Z would not approve.
Cruis'n USA if it was Cruis'n USA.
Still a fun, simple arcade racer. I do find it funny how literally half the tracks are in Cali. Very heavy west coast bias, Jay-Z would not approve.
California Speed (N64, 1999) | Rank E
Cruis'n USA if the Superman 64 devs made it.
Much as I'd like to say every game I rented as a kid is an underrated hidden gem, I can't recommend something that looks and plays this ass.
Cruis'n USA if the Superman 64 devs made it.
Much as I'd like to say every game I rented as a kid is an underrated hidden gem, I can't recommend something that looks and plays this ass.
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
California Speed (N64, 1999) | Rank E
Cruis'n USA if the Superman 64 devs made it.
Much as I'd like to say every game I rented as a kid is an underrated hidden gem, I can't recommend something that looks and plays this ass.
Cruis'n USA if the Superman 64 devs made it.
Much as I'd like to say every game I rented as a kid is an underrated hidden gem, I can't recommend something that looks and plays this ass.
The import snacks store at the mall started selling twinks
August 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The import snacks store at the mall started selling twinks
Pokémon Snap (N64, 1999) | Rank A
I don't know what madman came up with "wildlife photographer in the Pokémon world" as a game concept, but I LOVE them for it
I don't know what madman came up with "wildlife photographer in the Pokémon world" as a game concept, but I LOVE them for it
August 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pokémon Snap (N64, 1999) | Rank A
I don't know what madman came up with "wildlife photographer in the Pokémon world" as a game concept, but I LOVE them for it
I don't know what madman came up with "wildlife photographer in the Pokémon world" as a game concept, but I LOVE them for it
The SMILE Tapes (2021) | Rank B
Short and sweet analog horror series that does a lot with a little. I don't feel the cosmic horror aspects were necessary though. Getting inducted into the world's worst glee club by a mind destroying fungus is a simple and effective horror concept on its own.
Short and sweet analog horror series that does a lot with a little. I don't feel the cosmic horror aspects were necessary though. Getting inducted into the world's worst glee club by a mind destroying fungus is a simple and effective horror concept on its own.
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The SMILE Tapes (2021) | Rank B
Short and sweet analog horror series that does a lot with a little. I don't feel the cosmic horror aspects were necessary though. Getting inducted into the world's worst glee club by a mind destroying fungus is a simple and effective horror concept on its own.
Short and sweet analog horror series that does a lot with a little. I don't feel the cosmic horror aspects were necessary though. Getting inducted into the world's worst glee club by a mind destroying fungus is a simple and effective horror concept on its own.
MX vs. ATV Legends (PS5, 2022) | Rank C
Pretty fun game with tight controls, takes me back to playing the 8000 motocross games on PS2
The fatal flaw is that races function like real motocross, i.e. the first to make it to the first turn races by themselves and everyone else plays bumper cars
Pretty fun game with tight controls, takes me back to playing the 8000 motocross games on PS2
The fatal flaw is that races function like real motocross, i.e. the first to make it to the first turn races by themselves and everyone else plays bumper cars
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
MX vs. ATV Legends (PS5, 2022) | Rank C
Pretty fun game with tight controls, takes me back to playing the 8000 motocross games on PS2
The fatal flaw is that races function like real motocross, i.e. the first to make it to the first turn races by themselves and everyone else plays bumper cars
Pretty fun game with tight controls, takes me back to playing the 8000 motocross games on PS2
The fatal flaw is that races function like real motocross, i.e. the first to make it to the first turn races by themselves and everyone else plays bumper cars
Also getting that perfect 10,000 point Mew shot was brutal but by god I did it
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Also getting that perfect 10,000 point Mew shot was brutal but by god I did it
