Jordan Holmes Bartlow
@jojobee419.bsky.social
The awfulest Mess there ever was.
I have not felt like myself in 5 years. I need to do something to get that young woman back into my life.
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have not felt like myself in 5 years. I need to do something to get that young woman back into my life.
Thinking about my MILs spaghetti and meatballs. Also breadsticks.
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thinking about my MILs spaghetti and meatballs. Also breadsticks.
I mispronounced Guillain-Barre syndrome in front of my doctor and now I need to go into the witness protection program. I pronounced it is Jillian Bar… 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠
January 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I mispronounced Guillain-Barre syndrome in front of my doctor and now I need to go into the witness protection program. I pronounced it is Jillian Bar… 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠
Damn if there is anything I love more in this world than Ramen noodles and playing Assassin’s Creed.
January 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Damn if there is anything I love more in this world than Ramen noodles and playing Assassin’s Creed.