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Unfortunately due to the phasing out of the penny you now have you give him a bit of the nearest 5 cents
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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there is only one hour of air left on the sea of secrets submarine
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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so i made the remaster
the joke explainer from silvagunner driving a submarine. the same text as above is present because she is going to crash into a big rock
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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hes asleep yo
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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WHY DOES IT DO THAT
October 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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you STOLE this*
a cropped screenshot of my timeline, with the post i'm replying to coming 17 seconds after the post which stole my joke
October 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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my funny joke
bsky.app/profile/iss-...
iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · Sep 30
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
October 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Some days I wonder why I still have the image of the mac and cheese downloaded

This is why
September 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The image of mac and cheese posted by the user I replied to back in 2020, but the tuna is crappily replaced by a different image of mac and cheese
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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the senate blocked the motion to release the files literal hours after that one thing happened on the 10th. they saw an opportunity, took it, and now people are distracted again
September 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM