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John Marsh
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The turkeys have declared martial law.
Feast season is canceled by order of the Crown.

Citizens are advised to report any suspicious gravy activity.

🦃⚔️ Long live the rebellion.

#TurkeyRebellion #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDay #ThanksgivingTwist
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ghosts in Scotland have killer fashion sense.
👻 “What happened to you?”
🧣 “I was kilt!”
#Halloween #AIArt #ScottishHumor #GhostLore
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When you think you are playing 5D chess, but are down to your last few checkers. ♟️🔴
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don’t think we got the proper context of which “great” he was referring to.
April 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"All I really want for Christmas is a long winter’s nap." 🎅💤
This year, Santa isn’t the only one working overtime. Nap gang, unite! 😴✨ #ChristmasVibes #HolidayHumor
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM