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Johnny Cache
@johnycsh.bsky.social
Security researcher, Author, and former operator / member of the deep state
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📡 About me:

• Graduate: Naval Postgraduate School (NPS) (2008)
• Author: Hacking Exposed: Wireless Vols I-III (McGraw-Hill)
• Operator: FBI – Remote Operations Unit (2008–2012)
• Director of Lab Operations: Unciphered (2022–2024 ish)
A personal first! Crossing state lines for medical procedure. 👀
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Serial spyware founder Scott Zuckerman wants the FTC to unban him from the surveillance industry and I am going to need to grow more middle fingers in order to express how I feel about that: techcrunch.com/2025/07/21/s...
Serial spyware founder Scott Zuckerman wants the FTC to unban him from the surveillance industry | TechCrunch
The spyware maker was banned from the surveillance industry in 2021, but was caught flouting the ban less than a year later. Now the founder wants the ban lifted altogether.
techcrunch.com
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fuck it. I was never going to bake that cake anyway. I'm just here for the icing.
June 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No good deed goes unpunished.

Yesterday I was informed in writing that unciphered.com no longer requires my services
March 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This deputation allows them to carry weapons on federal property, and if granted full federal law enforcement authority, they would have the power to make arrests.
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The U.S. Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security team, granting them specific rights and protections as federal law enforcement agents.
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is not normal! As if federal employees didn’t already feel threatened enough—sure, let the brown shirts have guns; that’ll certainly boost compliance.
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
📢 Media Mentions

🔹 They Cracked the Code to a USB Drive Worth $235M (Wired)

🔹 If you created a Bitcoin wallet before 2016… (Washington Post)

🔹 Randstorm: You Can’t Patch a House of Cards (Unciphered Blog)

More to come.. 👀
February 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
📡 About me:

• Graduate: Naval Postgraduate School (NPS) (2008)
• Author: Hacking Exposed: Wireless Vols I-III (McGraw-Hill)
• Operator: FBI – Remote Operations Unit (2008–2012)
• Director of Lab Operations: Unciphered (2022–2024 ish)
February 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM