feeling sorry for all you ai slop chaperones out there. just know it takes real talent and verve to be a successful stamp craftswoman
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
feeling sorry for all you ai slop chaperones out there. just know it takes real talent and verve to be a successful stamp craftswoman
going back to my high school calc worksheets just to feel like i am good at something
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
going back to my high school calc worksheets just to feel like i am good at something
drunk texting estranged friend like i’m trying to set up dinner with an avoidant situationship
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
drunk texting estranged friend like i’m trying to set up dinner with an avoidant situationship
i will not be caught. looking like i hate myself !! can only appreciate 90s blonde it girls in the privacy of my head but you will not see my full name spelled out under the likes
August 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i will not be caught. looking like i hate myself !! can only appreciate 90s blonde it girls in the privacy of my head but you will not see my full name spelled out under the likes
in my wife beater and jorts. arm pump from carrying a 6ft dresser in one hand. chain smoke turquoise spirts and a healthy 5 beers when i get home. i am the perfect boyfriend
August 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
in my wife beater and jorts. arm pump from carrying a 6ft dresser in one hand. chain smoke turquoise spirts and a healthy 5 beers when i get home. i am the perfect boyfriend
i want to be a luddite. rediscover the public square
July 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i want to be a luddite. rediscover the public square
finance bro across the train, sheer socks peeking out under the hem of his tailored trousers. the most flamboyant scene to come out of fidi this week
July 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
finance bro across the train, sheer socks peeking out under the hem of his tailored trousers. the most flamboyant scene to come out of fidi this week
need a new linkedin mugshot
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
need a new linkedin mugshot
I love my boyfriend !
July 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I love my boyfriend !
always miscalculating if the mood will call for book or journal. only so much room in my prada bag !
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
always miscalculating if the mood will call for book or journal. only so much room in my prada bag !
the matchbooks. i cheer and clap for every mid 20s girl brave enough to ask on her way out. might even throw in a backhand spring if she mentions she admits she saw it on tiktok
July 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the matchbooks. i cheer and clap for every mid 20s girl brave enough to ask on her way out. might even throw in a backhand spring if she mentions she admits she saw it on tiktok
Nothing like a bbq to pacify minimum wage employees
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Nothing like a bbq to pacify minimum wage employees
It becomes concerning when you have to fight to get a ride to your service job 5 days a week. Where am I ?
July 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It becomes concerning when you have to fight to get a ride to your service job 5 days a week. Where am I ?
documentary filmmaking. let’s not forget about that
July 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
documentary filmmaking. let’s not forget about that
i feel like a princess every day
July 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i feel like a princess every day
i am ooo and out of reach for my yearly observation of bastille day. do not try
July 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i am ooo and out of reach for my yearly observation of bastille day. do not try
interestingly i have never seen a popeyes ad. its because they already know they have my business
July 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
interestingly i have never seen a popeyes ad. its because they already know they have my business
i love to be sold things by arbitrarily chosen public figures. slap jon hamm’s face on a water purifier i’ll buy it
July 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i love to be sold things by arbitrarily chosen public figures. slap jon hamm’s face on a water purifier i’ll buy it
charles barkley would like to sell me and everyone on the middle village bound M train off brand ozempic today
July 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
charles barkley would like to sell me and everyone on the middle village bound M train off brand ozempic today
is lea seydoux lifting weights for essentia water
July 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
is lea seydoux lifting weights for essentia water
commuter next to me watching ads on folding phone wears same collared shirt as dylan efron in samsung’s subway ad. this is why representation matters
July 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
commuter next to me watching ads on folding phone wears same collared shirt as dylan efron in samsung’s subway ad. this is why representation matters
on second thought. i will never make it in marketing or design. i am too far gone to understand the impulses of the modern consumer and earnestly believe anyone would be simple enough to buy “supercharged water”
July 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
on second thought. i will never make it in marketing or design. i am too far gone to understand the impulses of the modern consumer and earnestly believe anyone would be simple enough to buy “supercharged water”
using one of those massive ipad flip phone things to watch ads all the way through on youtube
July 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
using one of those massive ipad flip phone things to watch ads all the way through on youtube
pickleball courts in the skating rink. everyone should be ashamed
July 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
pickleball courts in the skating rink. everyone should be ashamed