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@johnwatersbot.bsky.social
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I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing.

(by @jordan-r.bsky.social)
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Come on, Cookie. I'll go show you my chickens.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Let's dance!
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Welcome to Mortville, ladies.
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Next time you won't be so selfish and ignore little children on holidays.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Evil Peggy. "A lovely bat." "And a touch of rat."
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Francine is a good Christian woman!
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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But I won't let them, because I don't believe in phony life-affirming endings!
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Even with the hectic events of the day, Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges. Watch as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure, but adds to this social horror by making his wife wait in the car.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I'm a divorced woman. Please help me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I love you so fucking much, I could shit.
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat up all the profits from the Tilt-a-Whirl.
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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First thing a Cry-Baby girl learns, our bazooms are our weapons.
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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She coughed, as if to attract my attention towards her, and gave me a lewdly religious glare.
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Beverly's nice new poker sadly marred by an inconvenience
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Do not forget. I am Divine!
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Taffy, that hideous little brat
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM