Here's my surprised face:

Call it what it is. "CORRUPTION"

All a court martial will do is effectively martyr Senator Kelly. I don't want him to be court-martialed, but it's a huge misstep regardless. Any service members will know that this is absolute BS.

*Pocketing a bottle of chloroform, a shiv, two pistols, and a custom garotte wire twisted from the last 10 victims' own hair.* "No, no, no. Of couurse I won't. I'd never do that." "Oh, well if you promise... Then I guess it's ok."

It's like negotiating with a serial killer who's just killed 40 people in their houses. "Are you reaaally sure if I unlock the door you won't come in and kill me?"

I got bored two lines in. Ugh.

Jesus Christ. Anyone have a spare backbone to lend Ms. Collins? I literally don't know how she does daily tasks without a spine.... Some kind of jellyfish like movement?

Where's the recipe? WHERE'S THE DAMN RECIPE, I NEED IT.

All the best romances have a liiiiittle abuse in them.

Fwaugh

@baldwin.senate.gov Add your name to the list, wouldn't you, Senator?

You and @acyn.bsky.social were my first follows on Bluesky. You two are true heros of making sure the raw footage and accurate transcripts of the mismanagement and horribleness get to the forefront. Thank you both for what you do.

*insert shocked Pikachu here*