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That's the earths foreskin. Visible due to the optical illusion known as the "ligma effect".
July 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
That's the earths foreskin. Visible due to the optical illusion known as the "ligma effect".
Like it or not, Lazy Joe failed to stage even a single domestic coup his whole time in power.
July 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Like it or not, Lazy Joe failed to stage even a single domestic coup his whole time in power.
How can he afford this? What’s the going price of a bee these days?
July 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How can he afford this? What’s the going price of a bee these days?
Sorry are you some kind of Elmo apologist? He needs to stand trial (with the puppeteer under the table).
July 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sorry are you some kind of Elmo apologist? He needs to stand trial (with the puppeteer under the table).
I can't wait for tomorrows post. "It was just a prank lmao dems touch grass smh"
July 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I can't wait for tomorrows post. "It was just a prank lmao dems touch grass smh"
I wish Laura Loomers vocabulary was as deep as her cavernous eye sockets.
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I wish Laura Loomers vocabulary was as deep as her cavernous eye sockets.
The anti-syringe libs are going to ride this to draconic syringe control. You can take my syringes when I'm cold and dead.
June 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The anti-syringe libs are going to ride this to draconic syringe control. You can take my syringes when I'm cold and dead.
How many points is a touchdown in the Taiwanese parliament?
June 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
How many points is a touchdown in the Taiwanese parliament?
ChatGPT, tell me how I feel about this article, keep it short and punchy.
June 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
ChatGPT, tell me how I feel about this article, keep it short and punchy.
This is the dumbest shit.
June 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is the dumbest shit.
if they also delete public posts it will really streamline the entire app
April 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
if they also delete public posts it will really streamline the entire app
feeling huge kinship with simple 2 legged walker
April 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
feeling huge kinship with simple 2 legged walker
Class wars should be carried out within the safety a Fortnite battle royale and sponsored by Pepsi.
December 16, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Class wars should be carried out within the safety a Fortnite battle royale and sponsored by Pepsi.
Well at least you know what the magician comes in.
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Well at least you know what the magician comes in.
The Byzantine Empire really knew how to make them.
November 20, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The Byzantine Empire really knew how to make them.
Is this an ad for Scorn?
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Is this an ad for Scorn?