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Environmental Discs of John
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It’s a metalcore thing, baby.

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You see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you
Title screen for Zelda II for NES
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Recon in July
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This and an SP-1200
Vinyl soundtrack for the original Unsolved Mysteries television series
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Call me old-fashioned, but I think some topics are too personal to just drop on people out of nowhere like that!
Esteemed actor/writer Thomas Lennon, appearing on the classic television show The State, as his character who always says “call me old-fashioned” before saying something like, for example, “I think fire is magic, and scares me a lot.”
December 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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We were like wow Relapse! It took us awhile to find a player that could play CD-Rs, but when we did, we were like WOW this band is awesome. And that band, was Mastodon.
Grandpa Simpson telling a story to young people.
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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America’s youth right now: “it’s not so bad, that hardcore music!”
Screen grab from the end of the music video for the song “Step Down” by Sick of it All. Lou, singer of Sick of it All, and all around nice guy, has just asked the old-timey newspaper reporter what he thought of the hardcore show he just attended. The reported looks at the camera and says “it’s not so bad, that hardcore music!”
November 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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The war on drugs removed the hidden weed compartment from the ps2
November 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo meme, stating “I wish all The Dillinger Escape Plan with Dmitri A very pleasant Keep playing shows and also I wouldn’t mind another record TBH”
November 14, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Happy birthday Rachel Mill Man 2 @rachelmillman.bsky.social
Two youths with the coolest living room I have ever seen, playing a Nintendo game. The title screen on the tv says Mega Man II - wait, hold up! It says MILL MAN II
October 22, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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NO FRIENDS IN THE TOUBABO KOOMI PIT
October 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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My grandkids will be proud and/or embarrassed
The bluesky 10 million user celebration image. It says I was user number 142,807. First 10%. It also says that I am the coolest user on here. It goes on to say, “though john torn is number 142,807 in the order of people who joined bluesky, he is number one in our hearts.”
September 17, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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The Super Famicom game “Snoopy Concert,” in original box. The box art shows Linus playing his piano, with Woodstock flying (Linus looks startled by Woodstock, but not in a bad way). Snoopy is in the foreground of the picture, smiling, with his ears up and his eyes closed. There are musical staves in the background.
August 10, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I haven’t been that blonde in a long time but besides that, wow relatable
July 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Apple naming the successor to Logic Pro X as “Logic Pro 2” is disappointing a) because there were already numbered Logic Pros before X (I still have Logic Pro 9 on an old machine) and b) they could have done this:
May 7, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Scene from Bionic Commando (NES game) in which one of the empirical soldiers is speaking. The soldier’s dialogue has been changed to say “I GOT SOME GAMECUBE GAMES THAT FELL OFF A TRUCK HEHE MUCH CAN YOU GIVE ME”
January 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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It’s my birthday (legally)
Scene from the television show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The character Master Shake is having a hallucination featuring a talking wall, talking filing cabinet, and a basketball. One of the hallucinations (I can’t remember which) is saying “Time is an illusion. The only time now is party time.” Master Shake is smiling, contentedly.
December 20, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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This still blows my mind
A screenshot of Wikipedia, showing the release years of the first 6 Black Sabbath albums. How the fuck did they turn these out so fast. Self titled and Paranoid both in 1970. Master of Reality was only one year later, in 71. Vol 4 was in 73. Sabbath Bloody Sabbath in 1973. Took their sweet time I guess with Sabotage because that was 75. I cropped the screenshot after that, for reasons that are obvious, let’s be honest.
November 10, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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Happy birthday @rachelmillman.bsky.social
Kid with really cool jeans playing a Nintendo game called Mill Man 2 Kids in a really cool room playing a Nintendo game called Mill Man 2 A whole family crowded around Mill Man 2
October 22, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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Same energy
October 20, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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A sloppily done edit; combining part of the cover of People Magazine’s “The Sexiest Man Alive (1986)” issue, with a screen grab of the character “Coach McGuirk” from the early 2000s animated show “Home Movies.” The name of the original so-called “Sexiest Man Alive” has been replaced by the text “Coach McGuirk.”
October 20, 2023 at 2:04 PM
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An edited and improved Jack Chick comic strip panel. Top text: “Most people rejected CF’s message.” Speech bubble 1: “Neutral Milk Hotel fucking sucks” Speech Bubble 2: “Shut up!” Bottom text: “They hated Carfire because He told them the truth. Gal 4:20”
September 18, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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What the fuck is up fellow rascals this is bluesky on some 2008 shit
Blargg, from the Super Mario universe
August 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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My loot drop when you defeat me
A soldering station, useful for repairing or modifying other items A stack of floppy disks. Could be used to save your game. Yearbook photo. Maybe it’s a clue?? A metroid, secured in a canister. Incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands.
August 15, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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I just think they’re neat
Two games in the “Ultima” series, on Famicom cartridges. The titles are largely in Japanese, but it’s Ultima Exodus (aka Ultima 3) and Ultima: Quest of the Avatar (Ultima 4)
August 11, 2023 at 3:08 AM