johntk.bsky.social
@johntk.bsky.social
Who are the ones we left in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
Morty, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice CLT - clud, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the clud is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe...
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
See, that sounds like a story...
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I thought you divorced the boob.
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I would love to listen to a conversation between you and Hamilton Nolan.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/people-don...
People Don't Know Anything About the Government
Stop pretending voters have actual opinions about all of these agencies.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How long until RFKjr declares the cure for measles is a nice refreshing glass of lead paint?
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Does your duodenum get to weigh in?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Can we just rename them from "nursing homes" to "nursing warehouses" already? It would be stroke of honesty about how this country treats the elderly, frail, and disabled.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And what makes anybody think Republicans will cooperate? They have 3 more years to hobble the fed.

Even IF a Dem decides to rebuild, congressional Republicans will suddenly discover the importance of Congres and fight to seal all of Trump's "reforms" in amber.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Constitutionally, all the President has to do is "faithfully execute the duties of the office and to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution." It's meaningless.

Nothing prevents him from tossing the keys to someone, leaving for Florida to shit himself and cheat at golf.
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Your lips to God's ears.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Stan is here to help.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm going to die in an avalanche of books, and, frankly, I'm fine with that.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And even if you "do your own research" and conclude vaccines work and are the product of a lot of brilliant work, you're STILL told you're wrong. Anti-vaxxers aren't brave enough to simply say, "Fuck you, I don't care about anybody but myself."
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Obama and Trump?
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Fall," the season or the fall of America?
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Negotiating? We're gonna get treated like a piñatas full of cash. The insurance companies are gonna beat us until all the cash falls out. Then charge us for the stick.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Truth never offends.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is the future liberals want.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And if you don't have it by the end of law school, practicing law will exacerbate the darkness.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It's the ICU, so the odds of that being a real eyeball are...?
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Real ones force their neighbors to listen to Monster Mash year-round.
October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM