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Ah, yes. Sophie (Corcoran)'s Choice
The text is a post from the Harrietsham Parish Council regarding the 2025 Christmas lights on the A20. The council has received a permit from Kent County Council, but with a condition that all flags on the streetlight columns must be removed before the lights can be installed due to safety concerns. This condition may prevent the installation of the Christmas lights, and the Parish Council will still be responsible for the hire costs. Kent County Council issued a permit for Christmas lights on the A20. The permit is conditional on the removal of flags from streetlight columns due to safety risks. The Parish Council is concerned the condition may prevent the lights from being installed. The Parish Council will still have to pay for the hire costs even if the lights are not installed
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The Shape of Bollocks
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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The Shape of Bollocks
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Aberdonian tools
A single-panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson's Far Side. A cave man stands proudly next to a table of strange, poorly-made tools. Among them is a crude, spiked club with nails sticking out in random directions (based on the strange handmade contraption in the first image). He is wearing an Aberdeen F.C. football shirt The style mimics Larson’s loose ink lines, minimal shading, and absurd humor, with a surreal, slightly awkward feel. A caption at the bottom reads "Aberdonian tools"
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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June 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Don't pretend you are above a Greggs pizza
June 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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It's what she'd have wanted
A sign reads "in loving memory of Esther" on the fence enclosing a rubbish and recycling station at a caravan park
May 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Well that didn't take long
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Age range: "if your child doesn't fit, you must acquit"
The box for a kid's ride on Ford Bronco. The front depicts the toy being ridden by two children who beat more than a passing resemblance to OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown respectively.
April 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Excel: not even once
Microsoft dialogue box with the error message "cannot quit Microsoft Excel"
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Gwen Stefani has really gone off the rails
BBC Breaking News "No doubt" stabbing in French city of Mulhouse that killed one person was "terrorist attack", says President Emmanuel Macron
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I did nahhhhht!
Gulf of It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Did you rub the rider's cock for good luck?
Marino Marini “The Angel of the City” at the Peggy Guggenheim Collection in Venice
February 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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So was the truck, to be fair
January 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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What do you mean?
Shitty drawing of an octopus, wearing y-fronts, with 4 tentacles through each "leg hole"
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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HERE WE GO
Headline reads "Scottish troops open fire in Cumbria"
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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For your consideration: Greggs Benedict
Picture of a plate of two poached eggs, each sitting on top of a Steak Bake, with a pot of hollandaise sauce on the side. The logo for Greggs bakery is in the bottom right corner.
December 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Dear lord, it gets worse
December 9, 2024 at 8:50 AM