John Tealeaves
@johntealeaves.bsky.social
Livin' it big in the big city!
one battle after another yeah sounds like my toilet between the hours of 8am and 12pm!
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
one battle after another yeah sounds like my toilet between the hours of 8am and 12pm!
the internet is dead!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
the internet is dead!!
we lost charlie kirk
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
we lost charlie kirk
it takes a real man to give a girl hog ridin panties
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it takes a real man to give a girl hog ridin panties
I'd love to see ole Donnie trump wriggle his way out of this one!
September 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'd love to see ole Donnie trump wriggle his way out of this one!
working nightshifts will have you pooping crazy
September 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
working nightshifts will have you pooping crazy
Rudy Giuliani crashed his car whilst jacking off today. heartbreaking stuff
August 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Rudy Giuliani crashed his car whilst jacking off today. heartbreaking stuff
I can see you beside me in my peripheral vision
March 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can see you beside me in my peripheral vision
Lala land robbed once again
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Lala land robbed once again
I heard they put a period pain simulator on a cowboy
February 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I heard they put a period pain simulator on a cowboy
looks can be this evening
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
looks can be this evening
reading iwaspoisoned posts like the sunday paper
February 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
reading iwaspoisoned posts like the sunday paper
drake just paid off my mortgage 🫶
February 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
drake just paid off my mortgage 🫶
i gorda piss, man!!
February 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i gorda piss, man!!
please don't tell my boss about my next string of skeets!
February 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
please don't tell my boss about my next string of skeets!
tom cruise paris air show 2025
February 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
tom cruise paris air show 2025
I hereby take the Feb 11. toilet pledge. from 12 noon til 5pm today I will be not using my can/loo/john/big white telephone. will you join the pledge?
February 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I hereby take the Feb 11. toilet pledge. from 12 noon til 5pm today I will be not using my can/loo/john/big white telephone. will you join the pledge?
just touched a receipt
February 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
just touched a receipt
My hats gonna fall. and it's gonna be okay
February 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My hats gonna fall. and it's gonna be okay
when she says you can't go to the movie
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
when she says you can't go to the movie
you know a pizzeria hates to see coming
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
you know a pizzeria hates to see coming