Andy J
@johnstone.bsky.social
As an alcoholic (going on 4 years clean, mind you) I'm uniquely qualified to say that "I'll quit drinking if I get the job" translates to "yeah I'm always drunk and that's not going to change if I get the job."
April 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
As an alcoholic (going on 4 years clean, mind you) I'm uniquely qualified to say that "I'll quit drinking if I get the job" translates to "yeah I'm always drunk and that's not going to change if I get the job."
I'm with you. I had fun.
April 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm with you. I had fun.
Had no idea that I'm breaking the law every day that I don't buy a Tesla.
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Had no idea that I'm breaking the law every day that I don't buy a Tesla.
And 22 spots higher is a *missed* buzzer attempt.
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And 22 spots higher is a *missed* buzzer attempt.
Shareholders ski in jeans.
Wait, they probably don't even ski.
Wait, they probably don't even ski.
March 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Shareholders ski in jeans.
Wait, they probably don't even ski.
Wait, they probably don't even ski.
One of my local bookstores has staff recommendations with a short, hand-written description. Love that. Over on Libby, though, covers definitely influence selection.
February 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
One of my local bookstores has staff recommendations with a short, hand-written description. Love that. Over on Libby, though, covers definitely influence selection.
Idiocracy's only miss was the 500 years later part
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Idiocracy's only miss was the 500 years later part
I hid Neowise in there :)
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hid Neowise in there :)
In that case here's a photo I took 5 years ago. Quiz time!
February 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In that case here's a photo I took 5 years ago. Quiz time!
Don't engage with @brokebattery.bsky.social and their room temp IQ.
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don't engage with @brokebattery.bsky.social and their room temp IQ.
Loved PHM! Saturn Run was a great read/listen, shared a lot of that extra science-y race against time feel.
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Loved PHM! Saturn Run was a great read/listen, shared a lot of that extra science-y race against time feel.
Need a first world nation to invade the U.S. and install democracy.
January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Need a first world nation to invade the U.S. and install democracy.
I'm a Bills fan with a soft spot for the Packers. Must be the weather?
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm a Bills fan with a soft spot for the Packers. Must be the weather?
Pine cone coffee, like scotch, but substantially worse.
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pine cone coffee, like scotch, but substantially worse.
The only thing the high road has provided lately is an even greater distance to fall.
January 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The only thing the high road has provided lately is an even greater distance to fall.
"completely politically illiterate"
"dumb person's idea ... bullshit"
"stupid ideas should be dismissed ... you posted a stupid idea"
You seem an uplifting person to be around.
"dumb person's idea ... bullshit"
"stupid ideas should be dismissed ... you posted a stupid idea"
You seem an uplifting person to be around.
January 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"completely politically illiterate"
"dumb person's idea ... bullshit"
"stupid ideas should be dismissed ... you posted a stupid idea"
You seem an uplifting person to be around.
"dumb person's idea ... bullshit"
"stupid ideas should be dismissed ... you posted a stupid idea"
You seem an uplifting person to be around.
Sacré Bleu cover vibes! Can't wait to add it to my several signed @theauthorguy.bsky.social collection
January 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sacré Bleu cover vibes! Can't wait to add it to my several signed @theauthorguy.bsky.social collection
Calvin and Hobbes are definitely liberal.
January 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Calvin and Hobbes are definitely liberal.
Or any state. Or half the voting populace. It's bananas that we have a president with the temperament of a mean little child spiting those who didn't pick him.
January 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Or any state. Or half the voting populace. It's bananas that we have a president with the temperament of a mean little child spiting those who didn't pick him.