A sexual multi instrulinguist, casting an eclipse-shaming sundial-of-love shadow across the ladies of the land
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A sexual multi instrulinguist, casting an eclipse-shaming sundial-of-love shadow across the ladies of the land
And I thought my haddock had leaked!
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And I thought my haddock had leaked!
Sounds like you’ve pulled your cracker
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sounds like you’ve pulled your cracker
No it’s a documentary, about this poor bloke who has shit Christmases
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No it’s a documentary, about this poor bloke who has shit Christmases
Loses his pen through his legs
So he looks underneath
Stench of corned beef
So he looks underneath
Stench of corned beef
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Loses his pen through his legs
So he looks underneath
Stench of corned beef
So he looks underneath
Stench of corned beef
‘Now sing Ding Dong Merrily on High, but really loudly on Dong’
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
‘Now sing Ding Dong Merrily on High, but really loudly on Dong’
A cancer on British politics, a cancer on society.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A cancer on British politics, a cancer on society.