Cashier: How are you today?
Me: Good... considering the hellscape we're about to run headlong into.
C: Uh-oh.
Me [muttering]: It's going to get real bad.
C: At least we'll get that income tax off our backs.
Me: That wasn't your problem. It was never your problem.

I voted for the prosecutor.

It's N7 Day. Where were you went you learned of Commander Shepard and her heroism against the Reaper threat?

This is my posting uniform. What’s yours?

Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress.

Since we've pivoted to memes....

National Security Advisor Jeffrey Pelt has questions. #NAFO #SlavaUkraini #UkraineWillWin