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Wait until he hears what our president has been up to.
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wait until he hears what our president has been up to.
Maybe don’t leave out the part he was grossly unqualified in the first place?
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Maybe don’t leave out the part he was grossly unqualified in the first place?
It’s wild he literally profits from making official announcements on his shitty twitter rip off.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s wild he literally profits from making official announcements on his shitty twitter rip off.
You mean they won’t just offer pointless thoughts and prayers and then go cash NRA lobbyist checks. Wild concept.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You mean they won’t just offer pointless thoughts and prayers and then go cash NRA lobbyist checks. Wild concept.
We’re living the worst Terminator sequel.
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We’re living the worst Terminator sequel.
Red hats don’t know math. Same people who argued he must have won in 2020 because “everyone they know” voted for trump…
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Red hats don’t know math. Same people who argued he must have won in 2020 because “everyone they know” voted for trump…
But in this dystopian world how many less billions of dollars would Elon Musk have?!?! Do we want a world where he only has like 100 billion dollars?!?!? *ghasp
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
But in this dystopian world how many less billions of dollars would Elon Musk have?!?! Do we want a world where he only has like 100 billion dollars?!?!? *ghasp
How many fucking characters are allowed on Dollar Store Twitter!? FFS…
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How many fucking characters are allowed on Dollar Store Twitter!? FFS…
Going to be so many “Donald J Trump” sized redactions in what we see…
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Going to be so many “Donald J Trump” sized redactions in what we see…
Obese man says what?
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Obese man says what?
For the good of the country he needs to come out and admit it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
For the good of the country he needs to come out and admit it.
I’m holding my breath on that $2000 - definitely a real thing.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m holding my breath on that $2000 - definitely a real thing.
Very true
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Very true
They’ll get Garland right on it…
September 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They’ll get Garland right on it…
The nation sees it - the cult refuses to.
September 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The nation sees it - the cult refuses to.
Gonna need to see who shorted KVUE right before this news.
September 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Gonna need to see who shorted KVUE right before this news.
Probably just angling for another scammy meme coin rug pull.
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Probably just angling for another scammy meme coin rug pull.
California should just leave the rest of us donor states behind and be their own country. 4th largest economy in the world should not be held back by the Kentuckies and North Dakotas of the world.
September 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
California should just leave the rest of us donor states behind and be their own country. 4th largest economy in the world should not be held back by the Kentuckies and North Dakotas of the world.
As someone who didn’t vote for that orange fucker I have ZERO representation at the federal level right now….
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As someone who didn’t vote for that orange fucker I have ZERO representation at the federal level right now….
BUT HOW WILL WE HUNT!? Oh, with, like, sensible rifles? That seems fair.
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
BUT HOW WILL WE HUNT!? Oh, with, like, sensible rifles? That seems fair.
As someone who didn’t vote for that felon I basically have ZERO representation at the national level. We just have a king now.
August 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
As someone who didn’t vote for that felon I basically have ZERO representation at the national level. We just have a king now.
We get the worst aspects of all systems wrapped together to make the American healthcare system.
August 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We get the worst aspects of all systems wrapped together to make the American healthcare system.
We’re definitely heading towards a future where poor people can’t run Air Conditioning so that AI can steal their potential jobs.
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
We’re definitely heading towards a future where poor people can’t run Air Conditioning so that AI can steal their potential jobs.
I had moles and via the internet read castor oil + peppermint oil + dish soap + water in a spray bottle around their burrows would deter them and I swear - overnight the little bastards disappeared. My neighbor was complaining about them a few days later 😬. Highly recommend.
August 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I had moles and via the internet read castor oil + peppermint oil + dish soap + water in a spray bottle around their burrows would deter them and I swear - overnight the little bastards disappeared. My neighbor was complaining about them a few days later 😬. Highly recommend.