Help! I'm being held hostage by a 4 month old puppy with boundless energy! If I DARE stop playing with him for more than five seconds he emits a series of ear piercing yelps. I can't even take a leak!

So I thought I was such a great dog dad: Taught Oliver to come when called with enormous success. For about 2 days. Once he figured out that I was using it to get him to come back inside he learned to do the exact opposite. FML.