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John Semley
@johnsemley3000.bsky.social
writer and researcher, covering books, films, and psychoactivity, in no particular order. a pocket full of spare change and anger unlimited.
pictured: me reading John Fetterman’s book on the beach in Cancun.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“listen up, Rick. now the beauty of this plan is its simplicity: we go as Ricky and Julian for Halloween.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
GOODNIGHT, SEATTLE!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
PUP! and the goat @sladkow.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dak spits first
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
can honestly say I’ve never been this close to Andy Reid.
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
August 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dan Campbell and Jim Harbaugh #HOFGame
August 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is the most neoliberal shit I’ve ever seen. means-testing starving to death now.
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m here!
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
here’s a fun meme I saw you can study
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
couldn’t agree more, pylon perched outside of a funeral parlor.
July 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it’s been done.
July 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
no more touchscreens. no more golden globes.
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
not far off!
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
July 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“there is no Jeffrey Epstein.”
July 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“live fast? sure. live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? not my way. die clown, yeah?”
July 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
July 4 scenes in Philly:
- gorgeous skyline
- guys on horses
- guys on jet skis
- the home team losing on America’s birthday and arguing with their own fans

controversial perhaps, but I am filled with a very deep affection for this city, despite everything.
July 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the guy who modelled for this must be stinking rich. he’s everywhere.
July 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I wonder if this patriotic July 4th skeleton has any sort of symbolic or metaphorical quality. luckily I’m too stupid to figure that sort of thing out!
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
incredible fit.
June 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
rereading Pynchon’s “Vineland,” and was struck by this bit: as true then as it is now, and as it will ever be, as it characterizes a nasty streak in the human character that is, lamentably, probably eternal.
June 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM