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List of things winter is good for:
1) using your garage as extra fridge space
End of list.
1) using your garage as extra fridge space
End of list.
March 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
List of things winter is good for:
1) using your garage as extra fridge space
End of list.
1) using your garage as extra fridge space
End of list.
How come it’s always “you’re in my neck of the woods” and never “you’re in my buttocks of the woods.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How come it’s always “you’re in my neck of the woods” and never “you’re in my buttocks of the woods.”
Hey Alexa, I can 100% assure you that if I ask to play The Lord of the Rings soundtrack I will never want the original London stage production version to start.
January 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey Alexa, I can 100% assure you that if I ask to play The Lord of the Rings soundtrack I will never want the original London stage production version to start.
I’ve given it a lot a thought but I’m finally gonna do it. I’m going to join TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’ve given it a lot a thought but I’m finally gonna do it. I’m going to join TikTok.
Someone told me you should ‘brown’ ground beef and not ‘gray’ it and now I haven’t slept for a week.
January 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Someone told me you should ‘brown’ ground beef and not ‘gray’ it and now I haven’t slept for a week.
I’m glad it’s January because that means it’s almost February which is a short month which means it’s basically March and March means spring time which means you might as well say summer is here.
January 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m glad it’s January because that means it’s almost February which is a short month which means it’s basically March and March means spring time which means you might as well say summer is here.
Ben Johnson saw Goff fall down on the last play against the Packers and thought, wait a minute…
December 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Ben Johnson saw Goff fall down on the last play against the Packers and thought, wait a minute…
Look, everyone knows the middle urinal is the cleanest because no one chooses it. But if everyone knows that and then uses the far sides to avoid it, which one is actually the cleanest? Help, I’m using a urinal in the next hour.
December 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Look, everyone knows the middle urinal is the cleanest because no one chooses it. But if everyone knows that and then uses the far sides to avoid it, which one is actually the cleanest? Help, I’m using a urinal in the next hour.
I think I would prefer if fragrance commercials would just have a smell expert describe their cologne in detail instead of showing us vibes of a pack of wolves howling at the ocean.
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I think I would prefer if fragrance commercials would just have a smell expert describe their cologne in detail instead of showing us vibes of a pack of wolves howling at the ocean.
Save your returns for Black Friday. Barely anyone will be doing that and it should be a quick and easy process.
#lifeprotip
#lifeprotip
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Save your returns for Black Friday. Barely anyone will be doing that and it should be a quick and easy process.
#lifeprotip
#lifeprotip
Feeling invincible with my flu shot. Might go cliff diving tomorrow.
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Feeling invincible with my flu shot. Might go cliff diving tomorrow.
Looking forward to live action Frozen opening November 2030
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Looking forward to live action Frozen opening November 2030
“Just this”, I say to the Walgreens checkout, pointing to my Dr Pepper, pringles, and Cocaine Drug Test.
November 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
“Just this”, I say to the Walgreens checkout, pointing to my Dr Pepper, pringles, and Cocaine Drug Test.
I hope everyone who’s favorite season is fall enjoyed those 2 weeks it looked cool now that we’re suffering through literal depression as it gets dark at 4pm.
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I hope everyone who’s favorite season is fall enjoyed those 2 weeks it looked cool now that we’re suffering through literal depression as it gets dark at 4pm.
Speaking of, I’m still waiting for Season 2 of The Slap. #6seasonsandamovie
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Speaking of, I’m still waiting for Season 2 of The Slap. #6seasonsandamovie
Everyone calm down, I’m here.
November 14, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Everyone calm down, I’m here.