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John Rostom
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GC/Everything Doer @ Arrived. Sports Shit-Poster.
Watch the Throne. Just go listen to it again and thank me later.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Abolish parades.
September 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I used to think it was Pharrell, but Jon Batiste is the purest musical soul of our time and I would give up so much to have half his talent and understanding of music.
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Chance is so fucking back
August 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Two of my closest friends just gave their baby my name as their baptism name and I have never felt prouder of anything in my life. Today is a great day.
August 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
August 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Someone on NPR just said “gender non-complying” and now I’m imagining the gender police being like “COMPLY COMPLY!” and a trans person just being like “lol, no”
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sometimes a day just sucks and you have to look at yourself in the mirror before bed and say “on to the next one”
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just know for a fact that there is some weird stuff going on behind the scenes at Paramount+. Like real “scrappy” tech bro shit.
August 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
No matter what you think about him, he’s so damn good at this
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An older lady in my building complimented my sneakers in the elevator today, what absolutely amazing fantastic thing happened to you?
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I just got unreasonably upset at an Instagram reel where a guy found a bare spot on another guy’s lawn and there was no follow up (yet) about how they fix the bare spot. This is 33.
July 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
New York’s First Lady is going to be a 27 yo artist in Brooklyn and I can imagine her interactions with friends being a lot of them trying not to bring it up but still doing it constantly.
June 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Something about coming back to New York and almost dying at least twice in a car rushing to get you the fuck back home just…mmm
June 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I ate a cookie and now I want to sleep for 3 days
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by John Rostom
Sources said that even at the start of his second term, Trump was discussing with multiple advisers where & when it would make sense to send in federal troops, either for supposed crime control or in response to larger-scale public activism against his agenda.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
June 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m not a tennis guy, but I really want Coco Gauff to shit on Sabalenka for the rest of their careers and make her feel like an idiot for saying what she said.
June 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by John Rostom
Does spectacular wealth excuse depravity? Some thoughts on Elon Musk and moral character.
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Refs were bad, but hitting the fewest threes we’ve hit all season was just abysmal. Unfortunate that the Celtics get the Knicks and we don’t.
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🧹🧹🧹🧹
April 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My Delta airfare exclusively goes to paying for the new safety video every month.
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If I see the trailer for Drop one more time, I’m not gonna see the movie even more than I’m already not gonna see it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Helen Mirren’s character in MobLand is an absolute shitstorm.
April 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
As I cry through the notifications that my portfolio continues to absolutely fucking plummet, the only thing giving me peace is the fact that I know the wealthier idiots who voted for him are doing the same thing.
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM