Ah, you’re too kind. It was a shame it never got traction (or a trad home before my agent jumped ship). It was a lot of fun to write…

I mean, it’s very poorly targeted spam anyway. It’s not like I (a) have an office or (b) need any furniture of any kind.

It's strange that ghost written novels are so accepted, if a celebrity said he was exhibiting a collection of paintings that turned out to be painted by someone else we'd all think he was having a breakdown.

Yeah, that ship sailed long ago. Apparently taking everyone’s spines with it.

We're not a new release, but we're an important one, especially now. Proceeds go to the Chicago Abortion Fund. 🫀

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Yeah, it's luckily easy enough to toggle (unless people have followed some of the advice I've seen to edit their system registry to get rid of it...). I *am* mildly curious how many people doing it have left Windows Copilot on, though...

I mean, anything that makes it less likely to look stuff up on Bing can only be a bonus (I, of course, joke), but to my knowledge - which could be wrong - all you're doing by turning Connected Experiences off is make Word's spellchecker and text-to-speech a bit shitter.