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John Simpson
@johnpsimpson.bsky.social
Love to bake, crack jokes. One Piece watcher. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/his
She only won imho that she's part of the Versace family
a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
ALT: a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
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November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This season has been meh so far, and they shouldn't have the Golden Beaver as it messes with the Queens mentality. Would love more Brooke Lynn lip syncs.
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee and says meh .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee and says meh .
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November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hope this helps with the measurements on the kettle.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
March 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
During the time the Sherlock Holmes novels were written, to "ejaculate" meant "to exclaim." There are 23 ejaculations in the canon, 11 from Watson and 6 from Holmes. Holmes at one point refers to Watson's "ejaculations of wonder being invaluable to his art."
November 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Me listening to, I'll Stand By You - Sarah's Version
youtu.be/adviDVjPNtQ
November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Someone's mouth? 😜
October 8, 2023 at 12:01 PM
That's usually what my oven sees when I'm checking on if the cookies are baking properly. 🤣
October 8, 2023 at 10:23 AM