Maybe just preemptively cancel Dancing with the Stars, to be safe.

That link didn’t work for me but this one seems to? www.drivethrufiction.com/en/product/5...

“There was a jury, Your Honor, and maybe they were made up of raccoons and Hamburglar impersonators but they worked hard and it is extremely rude of you to imply that they were not just as grand as any other jury.”

I’m surprised they didn’t announce the creation of a legal defense fund. But maybe that’s not helpful to people subject to military courts

I’m no lawtician but that seems bad.

That’s one way to deter porch pirates…

Target does that all the time. Just a big old box, and everything chucked in with no padding

Is it still legal to mail baby chicks?

Congratulations Dr Turner!

I once had an ISP send me letters for months demanding the -$8 I owed them. They threatened to turn me over to collections. I think they tried, even, because the letters stopped for a while then started again. Eventually I called and told them where to send me a check.

God I miss the days when this would have clearly been an unhinged conspiracy theory. I feel like I’ve got Occam’s Razor at my throat.

Congratulations!!

All while the same cities are being slandered by right-wing media as dangerous battlefields full of places it's just not safe to go. Funny how many Thin Blue Line assholes are essentially out there saying cops suck at their jobs.

Why do people still listen to this man? Is it the bow tie? do they think he’s smart because he wears a bow tie and they don’t bother to look up his actual track record?

I try again every 5 years or so, just in case, but they just make me ill. I still like Reece’s cups though so who knows.