Johnny
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Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
January 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Rachel listen to me
Your husband is the butcher
Cooper is the butcher
Getting to hear Epilogue (Venice) multiple times makes watching the golden globes worth it
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Getting to hear Epilogue (Venice) multiple times makes watching the golden globes worth it
Reposting my end of year MOVIE RANKINGS from my instagram story
December 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Reposting my end of year MOVIE RANKINGS from my instagram story
I feel like such a loser not being able to do this on Christmas. I hate having a loving, very fun and funny massive family who spends every second together enjoying the holidays and each other
December 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I feel like such a loser not being able to do this on Christmas. I hate having a loving, very fun and funny massive family who spends every second together enjoying the holidays and each other
Now that Christmas has passed, I feel comfortable saying CAROL is just alright
December 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Now that Christmas has passed, I feel comfortable saying CAROL is just alright
PROBLEMISTA getting #4 on the LCJ list is huge for everyone
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
PROBLEMISTA getting #4 on the LCJ list is huge for everyone
Scientists are saying that you can call your drinking habits around the holidays a Quiet Bender to feel slightly better about your choices
December 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Scientists are saying that you can call your drinking habits around the holidays a Quiet Bender to feel slightly better about your choices
Taking the responsibility of getting dad’s golf gift card to let everyone in the family know how good my muscles have gotten
December 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Taking the responsibility of getting dad’s golf gift card to let everyone in the family know how good my muscles have gotten
Lmao second wicked is called WICKED: FOR GOOD. They’re even Dead Reckoning Part 1-ing successful movies
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Lmao second wicked is called WICKED: FOR GOOD. They’re even Dead Reckoning Part 1-ing successful movies
The bathroom at the gene siskel film center is red. This is a nod to THE SUBSTANCE and to no other movies
December 17, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The bathroom at the gene siskel film center is red. This is a nod to THE SUBSTANCE and to no other movies
I don’t understand why Hugh Grants’ HERETIC heel turn is getting so much attention (fortunately not enough for awards, likely) as if he hasn’t been playing villains for nearly a decade already
December 16, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I don’t understand why Hugh Grants’ HERETIC heel turn is getting so much attention (fortunately not enough for awards, likely) as if he hasn’t been playing villains for nearly a decade already
When the fiancée isn’t even in the first photo of a girl’s engagement post, it’s like, so cool. She knows what she wants — ring.
December 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
When the fiancée isn’t even in the first photo of a girl’s engagement post, it’s like, so cool. She knows what she wants — ring.
I love having a straight roommate. He didn’t know who Gracie Abrams was. And I got to go “GUESS WHO HER DAD IS”
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I love having a straight roommate. He didn’t know who Gracie Abrams was. And I got to go “GUESS WHO HER DAD IS”
All these streaming services and there is nothing worth watching. Who could have ever seen this coming?
December 15, 2024 at 12:46 AM
All these streaming services and there is nothing worth watching. Who could have ever seen this coming?
Unleashed my YOU OUGHTA KNOW at karaoke for the first time in a while. A hit, of course
December 14, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Unleashed my YOU OUGHTA KNOW at karaoke for the first time in a while. A hit, of course
NW: SATURDAY NIGHT — there’s a chance it’s even more blind to the true nature of international politics than SEPTEMBER 5
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
NW: SATURDAY NIGHT — there’s a chance it’s even more blind to the true nature of international politics than SEPTEMBER 5
Gonna move both of my meetings today to next week and no one can stop me
December 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Gonna move both of my meetings today to next week and no one can stop me
What’s the worst thing everyone thinks will happen to them next year
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
What’s the worst thing everyone thinks will happen to them next year
I have 34 movies left until 500 watched this year. I love this imaginary prison that I put myself in for no reason!
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I have 34 movies left until 500 watched this year. I love this imaginary prison that I put myself in for no reason!
MARIA — what did Maria Callas ever do to Pablo Larrain? Whereas JACKIE and SPENCER give their main women a chance to defend themselves or to rewrite their story, MARIA seems content to say that there might not have been much there beside the pain, talent, and diva.
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 AM
MARIA — what did Maria Callas ever do to Pablo Larrain? Whereas JACKIE and SPENCER give their main women a chance to defend themselves or to rewrite their story, MARIA seems content to say that there might not have been much there beside the pain, talent, and diva.
NW: MARIA — I can’t wait to pretend like I’ve always known who Maria Callas is
December 12, 2024 at 1:30 AM
NW: MARIA — I can’t wait to pretend like I’ve always known who Maria Callas is
Excited to watch THE BRUTALIST again so I can launch my official statement that FELICITY JONES is the best performance
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Excited to watch THE BRUTALIST again so I can launch my official statement that FELICITY JONES is the best performance
Tomorrow I’m gonna make breakfast tacos and air fry tater tots and put them on the tacos I’m a culinary genius
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Tomorrow I’m gonna make breakfast tacos and air fry tater tots and put them on the tacos I’m a culinary genius
People are gonna be talking about gay bear Jason Schwartzman in QUEER
December 10, 2024 at 4:07 AM
People are gonna be talking about gay bear Jason Schwartzman in QUEER
QUEER - dreams and drug trips usually bore the shit out of me. And this is no exception. Good peen and dirty Lesley Manville with a receding hairline made it worth it enough
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
QUEER - dreams and drug trips usually bore the shit out of me. And this is no exception. Good peen and dirty Lesley Manville with a receding hairline made it worth it enough