"Honey, why are you recording yourself with your dick out?"
"Ordering chicken"

Asking Trump who got a pardon and why is like asking Tim Cook who bought an Apple computer yesterday and what they are using it for. Trump is the CEO of Pardon Inc. not a salesperson at the store.

Quiet, piggy!

"Honey why are you naked and inside of my best friend?"
"It's an Obama and Biden type set up"
"Oh okay, that makes sense."

The "both sides are bad" and the "I don't follow politics" people should all go off to live in cartoon land together

Imagine your last name has four letters - and you still can't write it. And you also think you should be the boss of everyone.

If you have lip filler and are wearing a cross you are immune from any judge's orders. Duh

Jackie was also busy

The real scam is having a Russian agent as president

And then go to prison

"I will send him a card in prison every Christmas"

"however in case of an emergency, my lips can be used as a flotation device."

He was sentenced to 45 years in federal prison. Trump announced the pardon on social media, writing “MAKE HONDURAS GREAT AGAIN!”

You can't eliminate the racists any more than you can eliminate ignorance. Best you can hope for is to minimize their impact on culture and politics. Not sure how that happens in our current climate of enthusiastic stupidity.

People are the worst