John Patrick Nelson
@johnpatricknelson.bsky.social
Chopper. Scribe. Proper villain.
Editor of your favorite reality show
www.johnpatricknelson.com
Editor of your favorite reality show
www.johnpatricknelson.com
Another @trevorcarlee.bsky.social special, and I’m in it! Don’t blink! And donate here:
www.extra-life.org/participants...
www.extra-life.org/participants...
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another @trevorcarlee.bsky.social special, and I’m in it! Don’t blink! And donate here:
www.extra-life.org/participants...
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life is almost here!
And to celebrate, @trevorcarlee.bsky.social animated us!
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
And to celebrate, @trevorcarlee.bsky.social animated us!
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Extra Life is almost here!
And to celebrate, @trevorcarlee.bsky.social animated us!
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
And to celebrate, @trevorcarlee.bsky.social animated us!
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
Now why couldn’t they have school carnival signs like this in my day? Sexy, alluring, the lady second from right, obviously bottomless, hands diving toward her nethers… my school carnival just had LAME handmade signs by children
September 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Now why couldn’t they have school carnival signs like this in my day? Sexy, alluring, the lady second from right, obviously bottomless, hands diving toward her nethers… my school carnival just had LAME handmade signs by children
At my 2nd Dodgers game today - first Dodgers game was 30 years ago to the day, Aug 10, 1995, when the Dodgers had to forfeit because the fans threw all their free baseballs on the field. That was the trip we scouted and secured my first apartment in LA - we moved in two weeks later!
August 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At my 2nd Dodgers game today - first Dodgers game was 30 years ago to the day, Aug 10, 1995, when the Dodgers had to forfeit because the fans threw all their free baseballs on the field. That was the trip we scouted and secured my first apartment in LA - we moved in two weeks later!
To encourage myself in 2025, I printed out my completed writing from 2024. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
January 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
To encourage myself in 2025, I printed out my completed writing from 2024. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Whatever knows holiday cheer BURNS at the touch of the Man-Thing!
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Whatever knows holiday cheer BURNS at the touch of the Man-Thing!
These shits is more rare than gold. Stock up now, lest ye be left bereft of Cranberry Something-Something Sprite!
November 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
These shits is more rare than gold. Stock up now, lest ye be left bereft of Cranberry Something-Something Sprite!
Our upstairs home design, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ‘s movie “The Apology,” and a giant-size gathering of Man-Thing products. Also, an actual animation cell from Disney’s “Robin Hood” and a non-movie “Jungle Book” cell.
November 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Our upstairs home design, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ‘s movie “The Apology,” and a giant-size gathering of Man-Thing products. Also, an actual animation cell from Disney’s “Robin Hood” and a non-movie “Jungle Book” cell.
Gettin’ up in that Black Lizard, with my favorite bookmark (created by author Chuck Palahniuk)
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Gettin’ up in that Black Lizard, with my favorite bookmark (created by author Chuck Palahniuk)
Truly, we live in an age of wonders.
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Truly, we live in an age of wonders.
This ain’t s’posed to be out til October 1, but the bookstore I was at had it on display, so shit’s mine!
September 21, 2024 at 12:09 AM
This ain’t s’posed to be out til October 1, but the bookstore I was at had it on display, so shit’s mine!
My awesome wife got me this cuz she’s delightful.
September 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My awesome wife got me this cuz she’s delightful.
Happy trails, John Cassaday.
September 10, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Happy trails, John Cassaday.
I’m a’gonna be in a play! “The Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” at Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre, Aug. 23, 24, 30, 31, & Sep. 6 & 7! Tix available here-ish:
zombiejoes.tix.com
zombiejoes.tix.com
August 13, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I’m a’gonna be in a play! “The Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” at Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre, Aug. 23, 24, 30, 31, & Sep. 6 & 7! Tix available here-ish:
zombiejoes.tix.com
zombiejoes.tix.com
Hear ye, hear ye, a new play writ & produced by Dirk Voetberg, with me as the titular (haw haw) character! “Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” coming in Aug/Sep to Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre!
July 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Hear ye, hear ye, a new play writ & produced by Dirk Voetberg, with me as the titular (haw haw) character! “Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” coming in Aug/Sep to Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre!
My talented wife Alison Star Locke @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social - writer/director of “The Apology” (now on Hulu! … and weirdly, Disney+ ), is doing a panel at WonderCon on Friday at 9:00pm, with many other talented ladies of horror! Come see, come see!
March 26, 2024 at 10:32 PM
My talented wife Alison Star Locke @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social - writer/director of “The Apology” (now on Hulu! … and weirdly, Disney+ ), is doing a panel at WonderCon on Friday at 9:00pm, with many other talented ladies of horror! Come see, come see!
Things you don’t expect to find when playing a Legacy game.
#TicketToRideLegendsOfTheWest
#TicketToRideLegendsOfTheWest
December 5, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Things you don’t expect to find when playing a Legacy game.
#TicketToRideLegendsOfTheWest
#TicketToRideLegendsOfTheWest
Prepping the feast
November 23, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Prepping the feast
As Irvine Welsh probably never said, “Pittin me dosh where me mooth is!”
Bought Andrew Hickey’s books after raving about his podcast:
open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...
Bought Andrew Hickey’s books after raving about his podcast:
open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...
November 16, 2023 at 7:13 PM
As Irvine Welsh probably never said, “Pittin me dosh where me mooth is!”
Bought Andrew Hickey’s books after raving about his podcast:
open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...
Bought Andrew Hickey’s books after raving about his podcast:
open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...
Two TV editors named John, 100 episodes of The Hold Up.
www.holduppodcast.com
www.holduppodcast.com
November 1, 2023 at 7:10 AM
Two TV editors named John, 100 episodes of The Hold Up.
www.holduppodcast.com
www.holduppodcast.com
“Dirty Mary Crazy Larry” has the most hilarious ending to a movie ever.
September 6, 2023 at 6:24 AM
“Dirty Mary Crazy Larry” has the most hilarious ending to a movie ever.
Cinespia Cemetery Screening - “Poltergeist!” Partied w/ filmmaker @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social & gentleman Dirk Voetberg
August 27, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Cinespia Cemetery Screening - “Poltergeist!” Partied w/ filmmaker @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social & gentleman Dirk Voetberg
Got that new ish of “Prepper” magazine! ‘specially looking forward t’ the Beefy Blades article.
August 26, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Got that new ish of “Prepper” magazine! ‘specially looking forward t’ the Beefy Blades article.
Behold: STINKOR, my latest painting job. True story: my little brother got the Stinkor action figure, which had a real stank applied, and he proceeded to snort it like fine cocaine. By the time we got home from the toy store, the figure no longer stank, and my brother had a stomach ache.
August 25, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Behold: STINKOR, my latest painting job. True story: my little brother got the Stinkor action figure, which had a real stank applied, and he proceeded to snort it like fine cocaine. By the time we got home from the toy store, the figure no longer stank, and my brother had a stomach ache.
Another Legacy game in the books! Congrats to Mr. Lentz , “Employee of the Month!”
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#ClankLegacy
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#ClankLegacy
August 10, 2023 at 7:36 AM
Another Legacy game in the books! Congrats to Mr. Lentz , “Employee of the Month!”
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#ClankLegacy
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#ClankLegacy