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John Parker
@johnparkerwrites.bsky.social
Posting here about the cosmos, MCOC, gay films, cats, and baking fails. Host of @thegailyshow.org and This Queer Book Saved My Life. Founder of the Queer Armenian Library. GLAAD Media Award nominee. Lambda Literary Fellow.
I broke down and bought the platinum track. 😬 It was like banquet rewards because it gave every single day's rewards since the beginning of the event 2.5 months ago. All at once. And that was a lot of crystals. Did get a 6 star Serpent tho. And duped a lot of champs I needed.
May 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
it's becoming a borderline obsession....😅
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ooh, thank you!
April 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Those are always very, very tempting.
March 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thought it was just marketing! Not truth in advertising!
March 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Let's not talk about Autumn of Agony. Lololol. The site of my greatest failure...oh it was bad. so very, very, very bad.
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed
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March 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's just an annoying node that doesn't add to the fight. Went in with Hercules who always fixes everything for me.

I've been complaining about nonsense nodes, but I really liked Bust A Groove. That was a very interesting node to fight.
March 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
For sure. I spend a lot of time on YT doing that. Especially these days with the new champs play style instructions being so long. I start to scroll and then I'm like nope. Too long, not reading. Off to YouTube.
March 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Literally the only reason why I do BGs....that nexus crystal...
February 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The one that really made no sense was putting an evade node on a Spiderman (miles morales Thronebreaker event quest). 🙄 Black Widow melts him with her shock debuffs, but why add another evade node on the bazillion Spidermen characters in the game?

Or (very likely) I'm just cranky.
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I finally got to Heimdall. And this is a joke right? I have never been so f-ing annoyed. I'll try your advice, but this is the least fun I have ever had. Clearly I'm not cut out for this...
February 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This is a gold mine. Thanks!
February 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Other champ recommendations? I've been praying to the RNG gods for Chavez for months now.

I think I have 5-star silk and attuma but I haven't been investing in 5 stars for awhile now...

Still learning how to play Onslaught.
February 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM