John Pani
johnpani.bsky.social
John Pani
@johnpani.bsky.social
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Whiny bitch breaks right, story at 11:00
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Butter soft
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*wet farting sound crescendoes*
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
*Kraft
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Don’t tread on me, tread with me
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Looks like a Dumboat
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I fractured my femur playing football in high school and it bent the wrong way and I also do NOT like it but I also have a related and hard to describe compulsion TO watch it
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Armor Port, Dort Bort
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Twix Towers
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The emperor has no diaper
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The emperor has no diaper
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tri-color foam is self care
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
*wet farting sound escalates*
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He’s just a chill gar
September 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Call 877-CRAB-NOW
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can I get a PolitiFact check on the evidence for the murderer’s motive being political?
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I intend to honor his good work by requesting that “an amazing patriot” bail out whoever did this
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What does it signal when a political theory professor signals that a murder, the suspect therein and motivation therefor remaining entirely unknown, is in fact a murder of someone because of his politics?

This is an extremely bad and dangerous time. Don’t make it worse.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
As pushed by noted Democrat rag the Wall Street Journal
September 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
*wet farting noise crescendos*
August 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
paragression
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It’s the latter, and believe me when I say you don’t want to come across a hippo that’s behind quota at the end of the year
July 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM