johnos.bsky.social
@johnos.bsky.social
"thinking about emailing you about our latest illegal transgressions with underage girls"

"sounds good, I'll keep an eye out"
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Single cell XLS listing "Often"
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
[fascist norville barnes voice] you know, for kids
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
what is this person talking about, Palantir is the most obvious company to work with ICE
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
name a better 1-2 album closer than Motorcycle Drive By and God of Wine
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
[guy whitey corngood voice] let's do this
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
used to love EW and SI fridays
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
in conjunction with Moore's Law, so by 2035 we're watching #7 on the Veronica Closet's call sheet try to conjure up an Albanian accent
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
CBS News's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil for my men, beer for my horses
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
what about the Gymnastic Martial Arts genre
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
[wife told the kids they'd get a ride to school but she has a meeting]
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i mean there's an obvious one www.youtube.com/shorts/sCfWS...
BENGALS LINEMAN CODY FORD CATCHES PASS FOR FIRST DOWN
YouTube video by Jacko’s Sports & Cards
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"take it down a notch, Ted"
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
saw one room that wouldn't make me feel deeply uncomfortably and realized it was the lobby for the building's elevator
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i've (luke)warmed up to it over the years. may it's contemporary cousin "Step Into Christmas" suffer a death by a thousand cuts.
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the commercials should still be shot into the sun
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
the bar fight cracks me up every single time
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I heard you're a cultural commentator

(peers up from screenplay about Joel Embiid and Brian Dawkins conducting a maple syrup heist) that's right
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the ghost of Roy Kramer gave all divinity students a stigmata.
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Great sign
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i'm quietly judging you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
jentiles for koran
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM