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John Odysseus Carty
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When I was younger, someone said to me “I hope you live in interesting times.” I thought that should be fun. Now I understand that person hated me.
Rumors of my def have been significantly understated.
Rumors of my death have been severely exaggerated.
August 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Portfolio update : The Mirror of Pride
"She's been following me for several days; I only see her at dusk. She always stays about ten paces away. When I confront her, she claims to be my shadow. I then asked her if I was her light. She replied that I was confusing my pride with her patience."
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Redskins?
Great idea pres Baby Dick.
The fuck?
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@youinventedme.bsky.social Sinner?
My review is “I really enjoyed this movie”
I am not good at this
Can you help me
July 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What is the most embarrassing concert to get caught cheating on your partner?
July 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I asked GROK about DOGE claims.
Ai answered

DOGE has claimed to uncover frauds in unemployment insurance, Social Security, and federal contracts… HOWEVER, these claims are often controversial, with significant evidence suggesting they are inaccurate, exaggerated, or already known issues.
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
We really could use a hero
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trumps said yesterday that he is reopening Alcatraz
Moments ago he order the federal government to make it the 1950s again
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That evil app is literally showing people defecating on cars in traffic.
I hate it here 🌎
Too weird to live
Too strange to die
HST why did you have to do it on my birthday?
May 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I feel for the workers in Canada who have to remove Merica booze while being recorded. They get no sympathy for having to restock the next day. This is the second time. Next month call in sick when the tariffs start again. By the next day you probably won’t have to do it.
March 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend Brian Glenn......
.........
........on the left
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is a kayfabe Administration. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe
What we saw yesterday was a work not a shoot. DT was putting himself over, enhancing his character. He said at the end, this is great 📺
March 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I am launching my crypto
Hawk Tuah Two Electric Bbogaloo
Snail mail me some eggs and I will fax you 1 HTTEB bitcoin.
The art of the deal!
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Here is a pro tip Merica. If you are only hitting the target 1 or 2 times out of 10 that is failure. Tighten up your shot group. You are missing so bad that you are committing friendly fire.
(Had to use gun metaphor because attempting to get through to Mericans.)
February 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Life is a gentle thing sometimes.
February 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg. You helped enrich my life since childhood.

#NonaMecklenbergForever
February 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Shoebill has been one of my favorite animals for years
I talk about my guy at work and everything
Can’t win em all.
February 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have lost some of myself.
Soul, mind, what ever you want to call it.
It’s a side effect of living in “interesting times”
When the hits just keep on coming, the only choice is to continue to put one foot in front of the other and if you can’t do that drag yourself forward.
February 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Tonight on ABC The Final episode of Tom and Jerry
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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So beautifully done.
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan is the best part of #SNL50 🤣
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Thank god no one panicked. Lol.
February 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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💙
February 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
imagine if you could spend a day with Mr. Douglass.
i think that would be a transformative experience.
Bill and Ted, get at me and let’s make it happen.
On Feb. 14th I try always to give honor to one of the greatest contributors to American democracy in our nation’s history, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, Douglass never knew his actual birthdate, and adopted Feb. 14th as the day. His penetrating insights about our country inspire me daily.
February 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM