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Johnny
@johnnyzcz.bsky.social
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Exhausted, chronically online they/them with a headache
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Protect trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Fascists fuck off 🖕
Abolish the Fifth Circuit, the Senate, and ICE
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They're even just putting it straight in cans
Cans of Dirty Mountain Dew, Pepsi Wild Cherry & Cream, and Mug Floats on a whipped cream and sky background.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
You're correct. I thought TK from Digimon was like the coolest when I was ~12 and bought a bucket hat b/c of it 🤣
TK from Digimon wearing a bucket hat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Lin Manuel spotted lol #WWERaw 🤼
Lin Manuel Miranda dressed like Dom Mysterio. It's unsettling.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
This is just the Bluesky version of that libmaxxed yard sign
A black yard sign on a lawn with text in various colors: "In this house, we believe: Black lives matter Women's rights are human rights No human is illegal Science is real Love is love Kindness is everything."
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
A pale blond kid with red cheeks eating an apple and making a face but it looks like he's doing the most absolutely devastating sarcastic laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
What is it with fascists and stupid fucking coats?
Border Patrol Chief Grey Bovino in a stupid fucking green long coat. Then-Acting US Attorney for the District of DC, Ed Martin, wearing a stupid fucking trench coat in August outside of NY Attorney General Letitia James' house. Some stupid fucking Nazi SS officers in stupid fucking coats looking at stupid fucking Nazi soldiers standing in ranks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A black guy with his hands together and feet turned out standing in front of a Mercedes. Top text: "shout out to chaotic women." Bottom text: "gotta be one of my favorite genders."
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The Zohran funny orange and yellow-orange on blue: "I'm always hungry for Buffalo wings."
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
This is a good demonstration of a violation of the "compactness" principal, since the districts are so long. While the current map shows these principles being... wait... wtf that's the current map?? Yeah sure go for this one for real.
Map of Illinois with Congressional districts. 13 is a weird slash through 15, which is enormous. 17 wraps around 16 in a wonky C shape. The gerrymandering is pretty wild, all things considered.
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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We're cooked
"My understanding is that KBJ’s action was a legal maneuver intended to speed the release of the funds There is a lot of discussion elsewhere on Bluesky about this explained by people with more expertise than me - check out popehat and mueller she wrote"
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Any photoshoot he does will still only ever be the second hottest photoshoot he does
Lee Pace in the Thranduil photoshoot shot from behind, long white hair flowing from under a crown. He's wearing tight robes with a larger, flowy robe coyly draped low behind his back.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Yeah she wouldn't have been in The Selfie without that
That fuck-ass Oscar selfie with Jennifer Lawrence, Julia Roberts, Kevin Spacey, Brat Pitt, Lupita Nyong'o, Angelina Jolie, Meryl Streep, Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, and Idk who the other 3 are maybe Jared Leto, Jon Groff, and Lupita's bro?
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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When he said that, I out loud said, "Like Spider-Man" 🤣
A bunch of people standing in the way of Doc Ock getting to Spider-Man on the subway.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
That or
Nick Cannon Gigolo Featuring R. Kelly album cover with a young Nick in a white hat, white tank top, light blue shirt, watch chain, and confused/constipated look on his face.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Dang I guess the main example I'm thinking is actually 90s innit
Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell with a blank look on her face, arms crossed, wearing a jacked with the sleeves pulled up to three quarter length. The shoulders are hella wide on the jacket.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
Jesus knocking on a door at night.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
Spider-Man Reign lol:
• Mary Jane Watson-Parker: The long-dead wife of Peter Parker. Though dead, she appears as a recurring hallucination to Peter. It is revealed that she died of cancer brought on by exposure to Peter's radioactive semen during intercourse over the years.
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is like this thing lol
5 rectangles (colors listed bottom to top): 1. Black blue white brown yellow 2. Red green yellow blue 3. Black blue red yellow 4. Red yellow 5. Light blue yellow (with a red square in it). They're really minimalist, but you can still tell they're The Simpsons.
October 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Seneca Crane's goofy ass beard. It's got swirls around the mouth and points off the top corners of the moustache and at the bottom by the ear.
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
Android gives me this lol
An emoji that's simultaneously cry laughing and throwing up
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I really shitty meme of So ic making a kinda questioning face (kinda, it's low quality) with a pride flag in his hand and a question mark.
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Acetaminophen, ibuprofen
Joaquin Joker smoking a cig saying, "You wouldn't get it"
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Mine are clear, they just come out so dark when I wear my Hat 😭
The Hat Man, all dark with red eyes on a greyish background.
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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She voted for this to happen lol. She is the colleagues.
Tim Robinson in a hotdog suit
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
I'm like 20 episodes behind and I ain't got $40, but here are my #AEW #AllOut predictions so you can pick the opposite of 75% of them
The AEW All Out poster with pics of the wrestlers in each matchup and the AEW All Out logo. I put yellow circles over my picks (indicated in parentheses here): Okada vs. (Takeshita) vs. Dorado (Hangman) vs. Fletcher Thekla vs. Statlander vs. Hayter vs. (Storm) MJF vs. (Briscoe) (Allin) vs. Moxley (Moné) vs. Riho (Christian & Cope) vs. FTR Big Bill vs. (Kingston) Bucks vs. (Brodido) vs. Jetspeed vs. Hechicero & Alexander (Hurt Syndicate) vs. Ricochet & GOA
September 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM