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johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
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@johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
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woah what are we gonna do on the bed
old enough for you to get off my lawn (30+)

tags - #crunchdraw #nsfwoc
#ghosttrick #spamtenna

strawpage - https://ratboystupid.straw.page
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johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
BY POPULAR DEMAND??? REF FOR THE UNPOSTABLE BUG??

🏷️ #crunchdraw #spamtenna #sneobugau #deltaruined
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
wip wednesday for those of you in my walls
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
rough and ready cohost!sneo ref with a side order of old art since it's been a while lol

🏷️ #crunchdraw #spamtenna
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
not doing a full sheet like the others until i feel like i'm 100% happy with things but this is what we're coasting with for now

🏷️ #crunchdraw
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
so this was just meant to be a sketch

🏷️ #crunchdraw
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
yeah
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
7/? but i fixed a bunch of stuff (screaming) EVERYONE COMMENT AGAIN

🏷️ #spamtenna #deltaruined #crunchdraw
S: IS THAT WHAT GETS YOU [OFF SWITCH]? S: BEING WATCHED LIKE THAT? S: KNOWING YOU'RE GETTING [away] WITH BEING SUCH A NASTY-! S: LITTLE-! S: SLUT-! CLANG S: You better be loud enough that the whole studio knows what you did today... [CATHODE].
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
quick everyone crowdsource hashtags right now

🏷️ #strabbyqs
Q: Do you have hashtags for your AUs? A: not really....i didn't think i'd need them LOL i kind of have #LovebugAU but that seems to be being used by a stanley parable au and i feel bad enroaching on that lol so i use lovebug!spamtenna on tumblr uhh theres my neglected cohost au that i call spamtons comeback specil nothin for the bug. again i thought that was me having my personal pervert hour and making you all look at it KLJSFDHJ Q: I can't wait for you to finish one of the WIP of Spamton in his current puppet form. I love how him as Neo and BS but I need to see him as the little puppet freak rendered in your style at least once. Q: PLEASE FINISH MORE OF PUPPET SPAM YOUR PUPPET SPAM MAKES ME LOSE IT Q: PLEASE PUT THAT PUPPET IN SITUATIONS 🙏🙏🙏 Q: Spamton will unlearn the puppetbody shame, HE WILL LEARN-- A: PUPPET FUCKING IS IMMINENT FOR REAL THIS TIME I PROMISE
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
the surprise return of wip wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
another thing is i feel like he'd get embarassed if SOMEHOW word got out around the TV Time studio that he was packing. like hes smug about it on his own terms but if you ask him about it he hits you with the HUH? WHAT? SHUT UP.

🏷️ #strabbyqs
Q: Are we allowed to let our spamtongs kiss A: you are free to be as brave as you dare to be (ya go for it) (look out he bites) Q: Is stealing parts of your Spamton and Tenna designs okay? You have so many details I wish I had thought of <3 A: yes but you have to tell everyone how smart and cool and genius i am (joking) Q: Sorry if this is silly but would Spamton actually be into cockshame or is that just something to be funny? I'm certainly not complaining, "Guards boo that man's boner" lives rent free in my head and makes me cackle but I'm curious! <: A: i think it's less "into it " and more "confused boner" because it SOUNDS like a compliment but also it's a bad thing apparently? who are we to try and decipher the psyche
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
and of course the crop of drawings i've been hoarding every one is a blessing rip to the ones eaten by the review team

🏷️ #strabbyqs
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
this one got away from me i hope it satisfies you. or edges you. either way.

🏷️ #crunchdraw #strabbyqs
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
SNEOBUG ENJOYERS WAKE UP
🏷️ #strabbyqs
Q: Imagine this right are you imagining okay here goes bug sneo with 2 cocks Q: has bug sneo ever threatened to sting tenna? A: (A drawing of Sneobug laying on his back, posing with legs in the air, both ovipositors exposed and connected with a string of slick.) I mean, technically. But yes he has absolutely taught that TV what a prey drive feels like. Q: Hi I just wanted to let you know I'm drawing you Entomologist Tenna as a pin up girl. A: DO YOU PROMISE Q: Would bugsneo feed tenna nectars and some other sweet things like ants do? Like regurgitate it in his mouth like a violent sweet make out sesh? A: find out the answer in "Rare Sneobug Husbandry" on AO3 woaaaaa Q: What if Tenna bit sneobug really hard on the neck, would that make his 'eat me' urges better or worse? Q: You think entymologist Tenna would use some kind of pheromones/perfumes to attract bug sneo? That could be yummy A: Honestly Sneo is obsessed with him enough that doing things like this is probably some form of [redacted] (A drawing of Ent Tenna spraying himself with sed perfume, a boner tenting his shorts. "I-it's for SCIENCE though...!" he sweats. Q: stuck with the “everything reminds me of him…” mentality abt bugsneo… and if i have a scolipede with his namesake…. well. Q: thx for the bugfucking and tenna in the cute fit, I'm exploding Q: buges :} Q: bugsneo and enttenna are so cute... does tenna get used to being a bug's wife? how's their life? are they happy? A: They're very happy in their weird little "I cannot let the public know I'm doing this" kind of way. (And Sneo enjoys the enrichment of Tenna trying to get him to behave) Q: Spamton's mantis claws legit look like they'd give such nice firm hugs! Q: Honestly I adore and just really want to see more bug sneo, I dont even really care if its nsfw or not, that bug is living rent free in my brain (and prolly tennas too lmao) Q: As an entomologist, certainly Tenna will need to do more research 👀 and you certainly can't fully trust the first results 👀 A: TY for all the loving messages on this stupid little AU. I'm glad to be providing for the bugfuckers out there (or making new ones lmao)
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
been neglecting the strawpage answers lately...gonna try to catch up inc some kinda old ones I HOPE THATS OK

🏷️ #strabbyqs
Q: Can you give me your brushes? A: SAI 2.0 users rise up. (If these are different from last time I shared it's because I let my cat walk across my keyboard and things changed) Q: Would you stream your art? A: Sadly my 8GB RAM surface GO would surely explode + performance anxiety lmfao
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
THEY [SHRINKED] MY [DINK] [[CATHODE]]
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
SURPRISE I CAME WITH A PUPPET REF TOO!!!!
bse ref has a lot of info cut out bc it was just minor trivia shit from his blorbofication. also i got shy LMAO

🏷️ #crunchdraw #deltaruined
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
we have come to the roadblock that is i want to make this tenna KJDSJKF
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
ouuugghgh my touy
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
don't care + didn't ask + this could have been an email

object rotation on these two and what roles they fill for eachother sfw + nsfw edition lmao
Left Text (Spamton) - Tenna is probably one of the only people to see all 360 degrees of him, so Tenna turning on him when he disappears is both "just another betrayal" and one that cuts to his very core "SO YOU WERE [[ BOOTLEG MERCHANDISE ]] ALL ALONG." - He sometimes has doubts that Tenna is genuine due to how The Deal works, so to "test" it he acts out. If Tenna fights him, he feels reassured because that means no greater power is MAKING him like him. Top Middle Text (Spamton's thoughts on Tenna) "He [ softballs ] my edges." - Admires and envious of how easily likable Tenna is even while wearing his emotions on his glittery sleeve. - He puts a lot more stock than he'd like in the fact Tenna likes him, especially after Spamton let's his Addison Persona slip. "If a guy like that can like me maybe I'm not so worthless" - Adores his Family Friendly, slapstick comedy style. Lost his shit the first time Tenna threw an innuendo in there (and takes credit) Right Text (Tenna) - Even if Spamton is technically is working for Tenna, Spamton rarely treats him like a superior (for better or worse lol) and it's a pressure release for Mr Big Boss Of Tv World - Spamton disappearing meant Tenna lost what felt like a once-in-a-lifetime dynamic Bottom Middle Text (Tenna's thoughts on Spamton) "We're equals!" - Admires how much of a determined go-getter he is! - Envious of the fact he doesn't cave to others as fast as Tenna does (It helps that Spamton will often make demands on Tenna's behalf [even if its just bc it's a mutual benefit]) - He likes Spamton's bitter side because it makes him comfortable to be bitchy himself. Also likes that Spamton will argue with him. - Won't (can't) admit it directly but he loves his crass jokes. Especially when muttered between eachother after a Difficult Deal is finally wrapped up. Middle Text - They're both exhausted people pleasers but in different flavours. Top Text (Spamton) - Gets possesive over Tenna very quickly (Convinced he'll easily find someone better) - Knows Tenna is letting him push him around but that doesn't stop his BONER about doing it - Prefers Tenna at full size - Service Top who aims for a 1:5 nut ratio - Dominant (reclaiming authority) Bottom Text (Tenna) - Submissive (surrendering authority) - Wants to shrink so Spamton can dominate him more sooooo badly - Sometimes gets so lost in the sauce he starts manhandling that mailman (apologises profusely every time despite never getting any complaints) - Scheming BottomBot 3000 with aspirations to become a pillow princess Middle Text: - The sooner we accept that these two would be throwing around "Daddy" and "Kitten" the sooner we can heal as a community. And by "these two" I mean Spamton we have to kill him.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
trick or treat! (both cost you 2000 points)

🏷️ #crunchdraw #deltaruined
Spamton G Spamton from Deltarune, Big Shot era. He is dressed in an a revealing angel costume, consisting of a winged chest harness, a skirt like toga and cold accessories. He's grabbing at his exposed cock and asking the viewer "Press F1?"
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
didn't get this done in time but needless to say you need to take this guy away from me
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
🎃🍬 HAPPY HALLOWEEN ME AND @cathode-gay-tube.bsky.social COLLABORATED ON SOME SILLY FOR YOU ALL 🍭🎃

shout out to whoever it was that gave this prompt on my strawpage back in like. july lmao

🏷️ #spamtenna #deltaruined #crunchdraw
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
6/?
ok but was it neccesary to match too

🏷️ #spamtenna #deltaruined #crunchdraw
1 - S: If you think some 500 points piece of junk is gonna stop me- 3 - T: Aha...Looks like you caught me! 4 - S: FWOOOOOOOOO!! 5 - S: A C U P? S: A FUCKING CUP!? 6 - S: WHERE'S YOUR DAMN CAGE? S: YOU LITTLE SHIT! 7 - THIS THING IS SOAKED!
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
#crunchdraw
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM