The Soviet Union and China both identified themselves as communist governments. Are they wrong? I don’t know but do we really need to require someone to parse every word they use to describe a government the way it describes itself?

Filled with nickels

Not actually surprising from him. He’s bought into MAGA.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

“I don’t know any of the details of this at all.”

You’re the speaker of the house. Are we really supposed to believe that you weren’t briefed about it?!?

Because they already know the answer.

One of the proudest moments of my life was when my daughter texted me from a weekend in NYC “I just saw an all-girl, female version of the Ramones! Have you ever heard of Shonen Knife?”

You don’t have to expose them to everything, just teach them how to find the good stuff.

States don’t charge people with federal crimes. It’s the federal government who does that. The state has jurisdiction. If the feds tried to take it over there’s a decent chance Trump will want to pardon him.

Definitely going to try to stop by when we’re over next month!

Excellent! When are you looking to open?

And this is why they’re trying to get rid of birthright citizenship.

Woohoo!!! Congrats!

Sounds like it should be a tribute act of Tom Waits songs performed 60’s bubblegum pop style.