Reticulating Splines
@johnnytv2.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, and photographer making documentaries, writing screenplays, and loving all kinds of art. He/him.
Started this after getting angry at a Gemini ad. I feel like I should do more to it but I'm not sure what? Maybe it's fine as it is.
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Started this after getting angry at a Gemini ad. I feel like I should do more to it but I'm not sure what? Maybe it's fine as it is.
Here's a short compilation of my pup Cricket dreaming. My favourite part is her quiet little barks! Sometimes I wake up and can hear her having a dreaming and I just want to go grab her and snuggle her and ask her about her dreams!
July 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here's a short compilation of my pup Cricket dreaming. My favourite part is her quiet little barks! Sometimes I wake up and can hear her having a dreaming and I just want to go grab her and snuggle her and ask her about her dreams!
I made this when I thought PP was gonna whine more about voter fraud but he was less of a baby about it than expected. Oh well, I still like this piece! #canada #election #conservative
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I made this when I thought PP was gonna whine more about voter fraud but he was less of a baby about it than expected. Oh well, I still like this piece! #canada #election #conservative
I don't think I ever shared this but I'm very proud of how this turned out. I have a similar piece prepared depending how the Ottowa-Carleton riding plays out... #canada #election #conservative
April 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I don't think I ever shared this but I'm very proud of how this turned out. I have a similar piece prepared depending how the Ottowa-Carleton riding plays out... #canada #election #conservative
Gave an artist's talk at my local library today. My family/inlaws were the only ones who came which is fine, it was fun. But I think I annoyed my wife's conservative relatives with this. Worth it.
April 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gave an artist's talk at my local library today. My family/inlaws were the only ones who came which is fine, it was fun. But I think I annoyed my wife's conservative relatives with this. Worth it.
Lol, this was hidden from me with an "Intolerance" warning.
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lol, this was hidden from me with an "Intolerance" warning.
Finally able to do this like 5 days after everyone's over it lol
September 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Finally able to do this like 5 days after everyone's over it lol
August 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Cricket is both strange and scraggly
July 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Cricket is both strange and scraggly
Another favourite from Santa Ana, I love how you can see straight through the cathedral to the mountain on the other side of the city. #elsalvador #santana #film #photography
July 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Another favourite from Santa Ana, I love how you can see straight through the cathedral to the mountain on the other side of the city. #elsalvador #santana #film #photography
July 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Shot some expired film a while back and took this majestic and vintage looking photo of my pooch Cricket.
July 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Shot some expired film a while back and took this majestic and vintage looking photo of my pooch Cricket.
I've decided to be very mature about this. I uploaded a bunch of memes, including scrimmy bingus and the crungy spingus.
May 3, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I've decided to be very mature about this. I uploaded a bunch of memes, including scrimmy bingus and the crungy spingus.
Looks like Blue sky has the decency not to crop photos which is nice. Here's a photo I took of a horse standing in a street in Ataco. His buddy is hanging out in the background.
April 28, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Looks like Blue sky has the decency not to crop photos which is nice. Here's a photo I took of a horse standing in a street in Ataco. His buddy is hanging out in the background.
Posting this on here hoping Blue sky doesn't crop it. Instagram cropped it two different ways and I fucking hate it. I'm very proud of this photo I took in El Salvador. This cathedral is beautiful and the history in El Salvador is heartbreaking and fascinating. #photography #elsalvador
April 28, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Posting this on here hoping Blue sky doesn't crop it. Instagram cropped it two different ways and I fucking hate it. I'm very proud of this photo I took in El Salvador. This cathedral is beautiful and the history in El Salvador is heartbreaking and fascinating. #photography #elsalvador
I don't have photos on my phone but took a ton on my film famera, but we rode to the top of a volcano and watched the sunset behind some other volcanoes. Today on a tour we had this amazing few of several volcanoes. El Salvador has a lot of volcanoes.
April 15, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I don't have photos on my phone but took a ton on my film famera, but we rode to the top of a volcano and watched the sunset behind some other volcanoes. Today on a tour we had this amazing few of several volcanoes. El Salvador has a lot of volcanoes.
March 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I always joke about having a thing for blue furry dudes, but I always loved Kurt and Hank's stories. Their dichotomies of monstrous appearance contrasted with their passions for faith/knowledge always captured me. I need to read some comics, I miss these stories.
March 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I always joke about having a thing for blue furry dudes, but I always loved Kurt and Hank's stories. Their dichotomies of monstrous appearance contrasted with their passions for faith/knowledge always captured me. I need to read some comics, I miss these stories.
Shot some weird 13 ISO lomography film with a friend this summer. It was a challenge to shoot but we got some good shots out of it! 📷
January 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Shot some weird 13 ISO lomography film with a friend this summer. It was a challenge to shoot but we got some good shots out of it! 📷
I made a documentary this summer about my favourite recipe and how it connects me to my family and heritage. It's the first film I've completed in I think seven years? It was selected as a finalist at the Shiver Film Fest and has been selected to screen at the Reel Food film fest! 🎥
December 13, 2023 at 2:50 PM
I made a documentary this summer about my favourite recipe and how it connects me to my family and heritage. It's the first film I've completed in I think seven years? It was selected as a finalist at the Shiver Film Fest and has been selected to screen at the Reel Food film fest! 🎥
I'm a photographer! This is a favourite photo I took of my friend years ago. I have some other great ones of her but I scanned them as tif files so I can't upload them yet. I'm hoping to share more of my photography on here soon! 📷
November 9, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I'm a photographer! This is a favourite photo I took of my friend years ago. I have some other great ones of her but I scanned them as tif files so I can't upload them yet. I'm hoping to share more of my photography on here soon! 📷
This is my pup Cricket. She's a very good girl and she's very proud of her tennis ball. #wagginwednesday
October 12, 2023 at 2:16 AM
This is my pup Cricket. She's a very good girl and she's very proud of her tennis ball. #wagginwednesday