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Johnny St Germain
@johnnystgermain.bsky.social
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Queer heathen artist, writer, anarchist philosopher in the Paris of Appalachia.
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Just learned a new name for my fuck hole: a gang box!
Me holding a gang box. Its a plastic cube with one open end used by electricians to cap off electrical ends that need to be occasionally accessed but not open to a casual passerby... Just like a public fuckhole. Lol
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I got a helpful reminder recently that should be participating in this tag. LoL.

#fatcockfriday
My dick, poking out the fly of my pajamas. It feels a little unfair that a bottom was graced with such a fat dick.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Thought you'd all appreciate a different mirror.
Me in a jockstrap in a mirror at the gym of Club Pittsburgh.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A story is three parts:
Me in the bathroom at work, pants down, showing off the CB13 undies. Me in the same bathroom, pants still down, pulling my work shirt up to reveal a spandex bulldog harness with suspenders disappearing under the briefs. The briefs are now down revealing the matching jockstrap the suspenders are connected to. Nobody at work new I was dressed like a dirty slut under the work kit.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It is easily 15 degrees warmer in this bathroom than out on the sales floor. I wore thermal tights for the bike ride in to work and have just kept them on thr entire shift. Which was a lot btw.

Send dick pics pls.
Me in the bathroom at work, pants down showing off thermal tights with a colorful, if muted, pallete.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Once again, I am bored at work
Me showing a tit in the mirror with my pants down, the jockstrap is cotton candy pink today, like my butthole.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Bored at work. Decided to get my ass out to pass the time.
Me in a dirty mirror in a kinda pissy smelling bathroom at work. My ass is in a cute jockstrap.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Dad said this belonged here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Talking dirty with dad has got me all boned up!
Me, a fuzzy chubby cub playing with my cock
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Me post shower, realizing ten people are coming over on Thursday and the house is a wreck.
The very portrait of fear.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Flashback to a few years ago.

You can kind of tell that I'd been railed out in a bulldog harness a lot that yesr.
Me in a jockstrap in the guest room/ ritual sex space.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me looking at hot tradie ass at work. More in the alt.
I have a bone to pick with str8 dudes that are caked up. Like... how dare you? How dare you make me want to top. And how dare you have a better looking ass than me, Pittsburgh's tallest bottom! Your ass better be getting pegged, ffs!
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Im really loving this mirror. Found it at Construction Junction for like 20 bucks. Patched the frame, and repainted it, and bam.
Me in a jockstrap, mirror selfie. The mirror is fixed up myself so it didn't look like it came from a bougie scrapyard.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Practice makes perfect!
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Hey
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Next up on deck.

Moby Dick in space and queer ecological futuristic.

But being real, yall shouldn't take book recs from me, a 🚬 that very nearly brushed his teeth with Preparation H.
Two books I'm currently reading bc I have zero self control: Nova by Samuel Delaney, and Afterglow: Climate Fiction For Future Ancestors, edited by Grist Collective
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Bucolic beauty inspired a story right out of my pants. Read it in the alt-text 😘
I was confident I'd lost my pursuers in these bright, but dense woods on the edge of the duke's lands. With my compatriots dead or captured i didn't have to split the spoils. Said spoils were but a sword; jeweled hilt would fetch a pretty penny. And it was said to have been a gift from some distant king. Blast all kings, I say. But blast me first, for being lost in a strange country. Gedrun knew the way, but she'd turn tail and run at the first sight of the guard, and got a back full of arrows for her trouble. Alone, walking for days, in a daze I stumbled into a glen with a spring fed pool and the most beautiful sight I'd seen in many moons. A handsome boy, cooling his feet in the waters. Not a boy, but a man grown, but with his first beard or I a liar. Ho there! Said I. Would you watch my clothes and sword while I bathe? I didn't wait for an answer from him. I'd startled him with my words, but kept true to them by stripping myself bare and wading into the water. The lad nodded and didn't tarry his eyes from me, nor I from him. That sword was my future and I was afeared a moment that he'd run off with it. But my fears were dashed when I saw how he appraised me. His attentions made me stand erect as a blade at war, and I let him see as much when I stepped towards him out of the water. I looked down at him and smiled. My hopes were alighted as was my breath when he took me in his mouth. He brought me to a finish all too quickly, and I pushed him back on the grass. I'd thought him simply endowed, but to my surprise the trollop had a cunny twixt his legs and I sheathed myself within him. I gave him my seed there on the lakeshore, and to my surprise he climbed atop me and brought me into his backside, and I gave him more seed there as well. And again, and again, in whatever of his holes he desired henceforth. I thought surely we'd been at it so long that the sun would take her rest and her brother come see what befall us, but she lingered on, as did my wordl…
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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A pinback i made, it says, FUCK THE SUPREME COURT
May 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Ohhhh I canNOT wait to crack this bad boy open!
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Just two dudes on a romantic night out to the beach comparing weapons.
A scene from Xenoblade Chronicles X. Main character in black leather pants and jacket with an assault rifle strapped to his back and Ga Jhiarg, a Wrothian (cat people) warrior prince with a HUGE ASS ray gun strapped to his back. Guess which is bigger?
May 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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More people should be reading Guy Gavriel Kay, and everyone should be reading Tigana at this moment in history.

I've honestly never seen a man write women characters this well. With a huge cast, all of whom feel complete; but Catriana and Dianora are the real heroes of this tale. More in the alt.
The cover of Tigana, by Guy Gavriel Kay. It was probably one of the best fantasy novels written since The Lord of the Rings when it was published in 1990. Others may have eclipsed it, including Kay's own work, since, but this one always stands out to me as one of the finest novels written in the 20th century. Catriana and Dianora are character studies in bravery, doubt, struggle against incredible odds and the stupidity of men, and the resolve to do what needs to be done to free a homeland whose very name has been stricken from memory. Both of them quest in their own ways to free their people from the yokes of powerful tyrants and inspire other women around them to do the same, in the case of Catriana, and to be subtle and deadly as a snake in a garden, in the case of Dianora. May we all be as courageous. And may The Triad be with us all.
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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At CMU to see @nerd4cities.bsky.social and the flag on Yhe Cut is at half mast for Jiggly Caliente i guess.
A US flag flown at half mass on a verdant, tree lined field. People walk by and pay their respects to a fallen drag queen.
April 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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An amazing way to join the ideas of revolutionary lovers a hundred years later. 💖🗡💣💖

At The Big Idea anarchist bookstore on a beautiful Indie Bookstore Day!
April 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Team girl gang is about to get into some serious shit. (But I'm probably overleveled for it, tbh). #xcxde
A snapshot of Xenoblade chronicles x. Main character is wearing a slutty battle harness and is flanked by The Murderess, Celica and Leisel in front of a group of Harriers in the Admin District. Said Harriers are going to gamble on whether I survive fighting an enemy with a weak weapon. Jokes on them, bc I plan on telling the girls to get into their battle mechs if these get dicey.
April 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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This brutalist monstrosity in Forest Hills is the most disgusting building I've ever seen. And come to find out it's not the only one?!
April 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM