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Johnny St Germain
@johnnystgermain.bsky.social
Queer heathen artist, writer, anarchist philosopher in the Paris of Appalachia.
Just learned a new name for my fuck hole: a gang box!
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I got a helpful reminder recently that should be participating in this tag. LoL.

#fatcockfriday
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thought you'd all appreciate a different mirror.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A story is three parts:
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It is easily 15 degrees warmer in this bathroom than out on the sales floor. I wore thermal tights for the bike ride in to work and have just kept them on thr entire shift. Which was a lot btw.

Send dick pics pls.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Once again, I am bored at work
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bored at work. Decided to get my ass out to pass the time.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dad said this belonged here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Talking dirty with dad has got me all boned up!
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me post shower, realizing ten people are coming over on Thursday and the house is a wreck.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Flashback to a few years ago.

You can kind of tell that I'd been railed out in a bulldog harness a lot that yesr.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me looking at hot tradie ass at work. More in the alt.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Im really loving this mirror. Found it at Construction Junction for like 20 bucks. Patched the frame, and repainted it, and bam.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Practice makes perfect!
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Next up on deck.

Moby Dick in space and queer ecological futuristic.

But being real, yall shouldn't take book recs from me, a 🚬 that very nearly brushed his teeth with Preparation H.
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Bucolic beauty inspired a story right out of my pants. Read it in the alt-text 😘
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
May 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ohhhh I canNOT wait to crack this bad boy open!
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just two dudes on a romantic night out to the beach comparing weapons.
May 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
More people should be reading Guy Gavriel Kay, and everyone should be reading Tigana at this moment in history.

I've honestly never seen a man write women characters this well. With a huge cast, all of whom feel complete; but Catriana and Dianora are the real heroes of this tale. More in the alt.
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
At CMU to see @nerd4cities.bsky.social and the flag on Yhe Cut is at half mast for Jiggly Caliente i guess.
April 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
An amazing way to join the ideas of revolutionary lovers a hundred years later. 💖🗡💣💖

At The Big Idea anarchist bookstore on a beautiful Indie Bookstore Day!
April 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Team girl gang is about to get into some serious shit. (But I'm probably overleveled for it, tbh). #xcxde
April 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This brutalist monstrosity in Forest Hills is the most disgusting building I've ever seen. And come to find out it's not the only one?!
April 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM