Pelennor Fields Forever
Happiness Is A Warm Potato
He's Leaving Home
The Fool Of A Took On The Hill

There is no Silmarillion edition older than me :(

In which I make a bad Númenor joke (too soon?), try to find out what the hell is happening on the other sets, lay bare my grudge against Elendil, and - inspired by Alan Sisto of @prancingponypod.bsky.social - try to work out exactly how many bucket loads of cash $250million is.

Yep. Every time!

Great band. Such a shame 😢

Punching walls in anger cos now the whole world thinks he's a pedo

Yeah... I know that feeling!

I also get to meet a young Isildur, and consider approaching @bretdevereaux.bsky.social for advice on cavalry!

Also, why the fuck am I getting mosquitos in the middle of winter

Bit silly from a lore perspective, but did it work in the movies? Absofuckinglutely!

Thank you!

I hope you enjoy it! It all seems such a long time ago now. Good job I made notes!