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I am in my Peter B Parker phase of life. #spiderverse
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is pure cinema and will be a timeless classic. #spiderman
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Karoline Leavitt is still in her 20s, but looks like she’s in her 40s which is great because her husband is in his 60s. She is living the 1800s white woman dream. #karolineleavitt
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Director of FBI, Kash Patel might be removed from his position. Nobody is happier to hear this than his honeypot girlfriend. #kashpatel
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stranger Things took so long in production, the Demogorgon’s grandson is now playing the role of Eleven. Excited for Stranger Things The College Years. #strangerthings
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that reminds everyone that the USA was built on a genocide. Choke on your dry turkey and may your bowels overflow with boiling hot cranberry sauce…I’m still getting a slice of pumpkin pie. #thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
James Comey case gets thrown out on the same day Mark Kelly faces a court martial. At this rate the Trump administration will break the record of court cases lost by a sitting president in his first year. #jamescomey
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Campbell's Soup executive admitted it contains bioengineered meat. You would think they would bioengineer it to taste better. These bioengineers must be straight out of junior college and have a lot of allergies to flavor. #campbellssoup
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Venezuela is about to become a part of the club of brown people that in 30 years will have footnotes in history that says "did nothing wrong." #venezuela
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Erika Kirk is 8 weeks prego after her husband died 10 weeks ago. It's going to a miracle baby, like in the bible where the father is in heaven. Charlie Kirk is probably going to come back on a gold chariot to fight the anti-christ, aka JD Vance, and stop him from making love to his wife. #erikakirk
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Rumor has it the French president sent an assassin after Candice Owens. The person that started that rumor….Candice Owens. She started the rumor of the French president’s wife being trans, the rumor a best friendship with Charlie Kirk, and the rumor of her hair being natural. #candiceowens
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clay Higgins casting the only vote against the Epstein Files Transparency Act, might mean a few things. It definitely means he does not check his emails before voting. #clayhiggins #epsteinfiles
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Blame air traffic controllers, for tornados. They are letting this air get out of control. #airtrafficcontrollers #tornados #skymiles
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Mary Bruce asked Trump tough questions like, "are you sure?" and "how do you know the person you pardon?" That's just how poor journalism has gotten, they became less "journal" and more "ism." #trump #marybruce
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Elon Musk attended a White House dinner with the Saudi Crown Prince. Or how the Saudi Crown Prince says it, "ate with poor people today." #whitehouse #elonmusk #saudicrownprince
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Wicked: For Good is the first major film named after the Adult film parody. If they keep this up, part 3 is Wicked: All Over Your Face. #wicked #wickedforgood
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is that ex-girlfriend who is ready to talk to the FBI. Now she is getting threats against her life. America is the extra season of the Sopranos we all wanted. #MTG #America #sopranos
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
People think McDonald's is so MAGA that they're going to use beef from Argentina. Making it the first time McDonalds will use real beef in years. #mcdonalds #maga
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The reason Candace Owens' credibility aka "friendship" is being questioned about Charlie Kirk is for 2 reasons; 1 black, 2 woman. People are going to say this is racist, sexist, and something Charlie Kirk would say. #candaceowens #charliekirk
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Gen Z is protesting in Mexico against corruption in the government. America is concerned that this might ACTUALLY end the war on drugs. Without the drugs, America can't run the Cartels in Mexico, which runs the Mexican Government. #genz #mexicoprotest
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is being the PICK ME KAREN we all know her to be in this press tour. Her voicing the correct things to do only allows her to have the power to tear them down later on. You can leave your baby with a crazy woman, but don't be surprised when she throws it in the river. #MTG
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Keith Urban performing at Mar-a-Largo sounds as natural as salt on crackers. Everyone was on beat, is more of a news story than Keith Urban performing for his demographic. #keithurban #maralargo
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trump might be the only President that ran on tough on crime, but has given the most pardons. Crypto billionaire Changpen Zhao got a pardon. Pardons are the most polite way to break out of prison. My breakout scheme, asking the President really nicely with money. #pardons #changpenzhao
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Art is the only truth you can trust in a time of tyrants. Comedy is so powerful, if the oppressors can’t show empathy, the people will rebel with laughter. Insane, desperate, angry, laughter. #southpark #comedy #protest #usa #america
the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
ALT: the joker is wearing a green vest and a gray shirt and has a funny face on his face .
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November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The difference between LIKE and LOVE. Republicans LIKE to point out all the Democrats on the Epstein-Trump list that were in office 20 years ago. Republicans LOVE supporting Republicans currently in office on the same Epstein-Trump list. #Epstein #republicans
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM