This is a good idea. You can make this real. Also, he’s not addicted, he can totally quit whenever he wants… it’s canon

But I don’t want the butterfly to leave me alone… I’ll name it Seedy Sesame

weirdest moment of my day, I just described the Bluesky butterfly to somebody as having a cigarette in its mouth, a deep voice, unshaven, and saying “sup” when it lands on a shoulder. Then I scroll down and see this 😮 this is now the Unofficial Bluesky Mascot in my mind

This feels like a carb-based cheat code 👩‍💻

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And also now I’m imagining blue sky butterfly landing on my shoulder, but it has a cigarette then pulls it out and say, “sup” in the lowest voice on the planet… it also hasn’t shaved in a four days

I thought having to add apples and oranges would be the last time I ever had to do food math. Little did I know theoretical bagel calculus was in my future. And now I want a bagel… with lox and cream cheese and capers 😭

Like the bagel?

Comedic music about socks? A new genre