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Johnnyπ
@johnnypie.bsky.social
IT specialist/consultant, music aficionado in training, travel lover, absolute nerd, man of 1,000 names, and jack of all trades.

johnnypie117@gmail.com

https://linktr.ee/johnnypie
August 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Me: Oh, damnit Brain!!! Why couldn't you have come up with that before today!? This would have been a total cathartic release for that dumbass art teacher in HS who kicked you out for wearing this t-shirt in class.
August 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
July 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Shout-out the @yerbamadremate.bsky.social truck guy. Made my day already! 😁🤗
June 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wake up to see the ceasefire last less than 24 hours and now the dumbass orange cheeto is raging. Siiiiigh. Did everyone forget the first admin? When can we actually put a gag order on the daft son of a bitch?
June 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but the IT infrastructure in the financial sector lags behind most industries by about a decade. And the FBI (hi y'all! 👋) won't investigate until it hits 6 figures. Do with that what you want. Some of us are still out here trying to show you where the corruption lies.
June 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fuck me, right? 😅
May 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We got our own humor. Its fine. Let them have some fun. "Don't yuck someone's yum."
April 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Gamers are STILL playing Runescape and World of Warcraft 20 years later.

Grinding is nothing to us!

We can stay regarded longer than you can stay solvent. 🤪
April 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He's playing golf rn too. On our dime even...
April 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
March 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Okay Google, play In Your Face by Children of Bodom 😝
March 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck these guys. #IYKYK
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
February 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt."
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seriously. I take better care of literally any living thing than I do myself....
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I will be at the MN State Capital at 12 pm sharp.
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
February 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Okay Google, play Dawn of the Dragonstar 😅🤪🤘
February 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Working on kicking this imposter syndrome's ass right now. Oh yeah, I'm tired of the date hyping too but literally SOMETHING has to break eventually. Monday's looking farked already...
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Clean your pieces, please. Not for me but for yourself. I promise it will feel so much better and won't take as long as you think!

taken from a recent r/trees post
January 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Got lazy. Also, I think its time for food and a nap lolol.
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
January 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
As a One Piece fan....😮
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nawwwwwww I support the last one. This is would be me.
January 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM