Johnny Optimism
@johnnyoptimism.bsky.social
It’s party o’clock everywhere 🏄♂️🌊
How was the show?
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How was the show?
Appreciate the matter of fact, neutrality of this post. Is it a good or bad thing? 🤷♂️ Ehh, we’ll sort it out in the afterlife.
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Appreciate the matter of fact, neutrality of this post. Is it a good or bad thing? 🤷♂️ Ehh, we’ll sort it out in the afterlife.
My read on it… might stem from his insecurities and private competition with PTA. Like in interviews, he’s pretty open about how good he thinks that movie is and how it inspired him to up his game. The comments about Dano, just think it makes him feel better to point out (what he considers) flaws.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My read on it… might stem from his insecurities and private competition with PTA. Like in interviews, he’s pretty open about how good he thinks that movie is and how it inspired him to up his game. The comments about Dano, just think it makes him feel better to point out (what he considers) flaws.
Figured out what now? We just took a walk outside.
a small brown dog is looking at the camera and asking who me ?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Figured out what now? We just took a walk outside.
When you regularly pass a certain threshold of Taco Bell… it’s best to fight wet with wet.
Fascinating if true (that you went back) but as we’ve never met, I’ll respectfully stand by my statement. IMHO, the worst part of having a bidet is when you travel and have to revert to raw ass & poop hand.
Fascinating if true (that you went back) but as we’ve never met, I’ll respectfully stand by my statement. IMHO, the worst part of having a bidet is when you travel and have to revert to raw ass & poop hand.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When you regularly pass a certain threshold of Taco Bell… it’s best to fight wet with wet.
Fascinating if true (that you went back) but as we’ve never met, I’ll respectfully stand by my statement. IMHO, the worst part of having a bidet is when you travel and have to revert to raw ass & poop hand.
Fascinating if true (that you went back) but as we’ve never met, I’ll respectfully stand by my statement. IMHO, the worst part of having a bidet is when you travel and have to revert to raw ass & poop hand.
It’s apparent that this thread is filled with people who haven’t used a bidet. I’m not trying to sell anybody anything but also have never met someone who’s given it a fair shot and then went back. 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s apparent that this thread is filled with people who haven’t used a bidet. I’m not trying to sell anybody anything but also have never met someone who’s given it a fair shot and then went back. 🤷♂️
You’re on a roll!
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You’re on a roll!
Earth is riding an incredible win streak.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Earth is riding an incredible win streak.
If you were alive the summer of 99… it was inescapable. Whether you liked it or not.
a young boy in a white sweater is crawling on the floor under a red curtain .
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November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you were alive the summer of 99… it was inescapable. Whether you liked it or not.
…from beyond the grave?
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
…from beyond the grave?
Love this movie
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Love this movie
All really good snaps, think the one with Steele is my fave, haha.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
All really good snaps, think the one with Steele is my fave, haha.
To avoid reading about, thinking about the news?
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
To avoid reading about, thinking about the news?
RIP “has no regrettable posts”. 😏
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
RIP “has no regrettable posts”. 😏
The Harry comment reminded me… But I’ve been wondering if anybody on the team or around the team has been talking about Ryne during these postseason games / moments?
October 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Harry comment reminded me… But I’ve been wondering if anybody on the team or around the team has been talking about Ryne during these postseason games / moments?
“A lot” of Fever Pitch fans…. Yes, all 20 of them are feeling VERY misled. 🧐
(Won’t speak for the one already in the comment thread *shoutout-what’s up*)
(Won’t speak for the one already in the comment thread *shoutout-what’s up*)
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“A lot” of Fever Pitch fans…. Yes, all 20 of them are feeling VERY misled. 🧐
(Won’t speak for the one already in the comment thread *shoutout-what’s up*)
(Won’t speak for the one already in the comment thread *shoutout-what’s up*)
Haha, wanted to present something random and deep to chew on and eat up some time… but yeah, this is probably the correct answer 👍
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Haha, wanted to present something random and deep to chew on and eat up some time… but yeah, this is probably the correct answer 👍
Theoretical question… If a coworker takes credit for your idea, is it worse to stay silent and be cheated, or to call them out and risk being seen as jealous or a troublemaker? 🤔
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Theoretical question… If a coworker takes credit for your idea, is it worse to stay silent and be cheated, or to call them out and risk being seen as jealous or a troublemaker? 🤔
Was it as funny as the originals? No… but that’s asking a lot. Was it nice to see a comedy movie actually go for it (even if it was hit and miss)… yes IMO. Would love it if it became a spark to help rekindle the comedy movie fire.
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Was it as funny as the originals? No… but that’s asking a lot. Was it nice to see a comedy movie actually go for it (even if it was hit and miss)… yes IMO. Would love it if it became a spark to help rekindle the comedy movie fire.
Sleep on experts… storm is coming.
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September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sleep on experts… storm is coming.
My working theory… like 2 days after the 2016 WS… the 2016 election. The magnitude of the Cubs winning opened some sort of alternate reality. NOW the Cubs need to win it again to close the portal. Save humanity and whatnot. I can see no other alternatives 🤣. Go Cubs!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My working theory… like 2 days after the 2016 WS… the 2016 election. The magnitude of the Cubs winning opened some sort of alternate reality. NOW the Cubs need to win it again to close the portal. Save humanity and whatnot. I can see no other alternatives 🤣. Go Cubs!!
The psychologic state that allows for these decisions to be made is equal parts terrifying and adorable. Happy Holidays to this man and his fellows. ⚾️🎅
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The psychologic state that allows for these decisions to be made is equal parts terrifying and adorable. Happy Holidays to this man and his fellows. ⚾️🎅