Johnny Knack
@johnnyknack.bsky.social
Not to be confused with that other person of the same name
That's what it means to be home-osexual
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
That's what it means to be home-osexual
Love this. Can I ask what you used to take it with?
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Love this. Can I ask what you used to take it with?
You can ring my behhhhh-ehhhhh-ell
but you won't
but you won't
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You can ring my behhhhh-ehhhhh-ell
but you won't
but you won't
You have not! That's exactly what it made me think of too
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
You have not! That's exactly what it made me think of too
"At Volkswagen we're always keen to celibate more of our amazing stock of cars. That's why there's 15% of the Golf..." etc.
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"At Volkswagen we're always keen to celibate more of our amazing stock of cars. That's why there's 15% of the Golf..." etc.
The question is: do your marital vows apply to her? Or the cake...?
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The question is: do your marital vows apply to her? Or the cake...?
The split of "assholes" works on at least two levels
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The split of "assholes" works on at least two levels
Their tine has come
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Their tine has come
I clicked the "here" hyperlink, by the way. It took me to a bot that was of no help whatsoever
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I clicked the "here" hyperlink, by the way. It took me to a bot that was of no help whatsoever
"All this I give you cheap," spoke Bargain Jesus
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"All this I give you cheap," spoke Bargain Jesus
Especially embarrassing if your name is Raymond Vodafone
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Especially embarrassing if your name is Raymond Vodafone